I knew Josh Groban was a phony!!
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Nope. You should have saw the signs that it isn’t.
Are Rooney Mara and Fincher shacking up? If so, CrEEpY!
Eyes Wide “Shut the window! It’s too windy!”
That “Laser Cats” was AWFUL.
The lady at the blood store probably told him, “You’re my favorite customer”.
I hope you chanted, “Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!”
what happened to that Angelina chick? did she fall off the slippery boardwalk?
Those women need to respect themselves and the guidos will follow suit. Phil “the Docter” told me that
I predict plenty of monsters will attend, but will pose as non-monsters. They will drink and say, “Hey! Pizza! What’s this all about?” Then someone will drunkenly mumble “..monsters..” and then there will be a glorious hog-pile.
“This list of options is tearing me apart, Lisa!!!”
Did James Cameron ever find Jesus’ bones?
She should do a porno.
what a hooker!
That was one of the best late night moments in a long time! I’m talking: letterman, conan, etc.- all late night shows.
Last I heard Screech was planning on writing a book detailing how his costars slept with each other and smoked weed, so it’d surprising that the others would even tolerate his presence.
The kid was born after the shit went down.
don’t forget about BABY HEADS BEING SMASHED ON ROCKS
Does anyone know what that new movie ‘Fighting’ is about? It’s a metaphor, right?
Mario Lavandiahrea isn’t someone who should be talking about morals. He is a low-life who lost most of his brain to meth and is now reduced to child-like teasing.
Never write about them again unless she gets really desperate (she will) and takes off her top. Otherwise let them be gone.
Gossip Girl is a great show??? No, it’s not. It is terrible in every way.
Pity is only intensified when you realize he has dried sperm on his left pant-leg.
That one kid is the rascal that throws away perfectly good minutes! Now his mother also has to deal with him being a pervert! Poor lady!
They should settle it in a 3-way Terminator-Pinball match. Best Black History Month ever!!