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 +2Posted on Dec 26th, 2013 | re: Favorite TV Shows Of 2013 (24 comments)

Even with a weak season Boardwalk Empire is still one of the best shows on TV, certainly not “garbage”.

 +6Posted on Aug 1st, 2013 | re: How To: Fake Being Able To Play Piano (14 comments)

I knew Josh Groban was a phony!!

 +3Posted on Aug 1st, 2013 | re: "Man With 132 LB Scrotum Gets TLC Show" (53 comments)


 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2013 | re: I'm Worried About The Bridge, You Guys (55 comments)

Nope. You should have saw the signs that it isn’t.

 +2Posted on Jul 9th, 2013 | re: Finally, You, Too, Can Smell Like Rooney Mara (5 comments)

Are Rooney Mara and Fincher shacking up? If so, CrEEpY!

 0Posted on Nov 18th, 2012 | re: Scary Piano Juggler And His Little Friend In A Nice Chair (13 comments)

Eyes Wide “Shut the window! It’s too windy!”

 0Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Elton John And Elton John And Tom Hanks (51 comments)

That “Laser Cats” was AWFUL.

The lady at the blood store probably told him, “You’re my favorite customer”.

 +8Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero (53 comments)

I hope you chanted, “Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!”

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore S01E06: Human Nightmares After All (43 comments)

what happened to that Angelina chick? did she fall off the slippery boardwalk?

Those women need to respect themselves and the guidos will follow suit. Phil “the Docter” told me that

 +6Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

I predict plenty of monsters will attend, but will pose as non-monsters. They will drink and say, “Hey! Pizza! What’s this all about?” Then someone will drunkenly mumble “..monsters..” and then there will be a glorious hog-pile.

 +28Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

“This list of options is tearing me apart, Lisa!!!”

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 | re: Feel Disappointed By Avatar From The Comfort Of Your Home! (34 comments)

Did James Cameron ever find Jesus’ bones?

She should do a porno.

 -1Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: I Fucked Screech (12 comments)

what a hooker!

 +1Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: Jimmy Fallon Interviewed "Zack Morris" Last Night (48 comments)

That was one of the best late night moments in a long time! I’m talking: letterman, conan, etc.- all late night shows.

Last I heard Screech was planning on writing a book detailing how his costars slept with each other and smoked weed, so it’d surprising that the others would even tolerate his presence.

 +5Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: The Road Trailer Tries To carry The Fire (51 comments)

The kid was born after the shit went down.

 +1Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: The Road Trailer Tries To carry The Fire (51 comments)


 +6Posted on Apr 30th, 2009 | re: Learning The Lessons Of Snakes On A Plane (11 comments)

Does anyone know what that new movie ‘Fighting’ is about? It’s a metaphor, right?

 +4Posted on Apr 20th, 2009 | re: Perez Hilton Is Angry (80 comments)

Mario Lavandiahrea isn’t someone who should be talking about morals. He is a low-life who lost most of his brain to meth and is now reduced to child-like teasing.

Never write about them again unless she gets really desperate (she will) and takes off her top. Otherwise let them be gone.

Gossip Girl is a great show??? No, it’s not. It is terrible in every way.

 +2Posted on Mar 9th, 2009 | re: Eastbound And Down: Shit Just Got Real (15 comments)

Pity is only intensified when you realize he has dried sperm on his left pant-leg.

 +6Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 | re: Adventureland Is Basically Porn (15 comments)

That one kid is the rascal that throws away perfectly good minutes! Now his mother also has to deal with him being a pervert! Poor lady!