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“BAZOINGA!”

 +19Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You're Dead (63 comments)

I still don’t get why Mike had all that strawberry jam in his front pocket

 +3Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You're Dead (63 comments)

Here’s something that was first noticed by people who are smarter than I am:

Taken immediately before Mike is shot. IS MIKE ABOUT TO KILL JESSE BEFORE HE’S SHOT? P.S. MIKE AND JESSE BOTH HAD A SECRETARY NAMED MARYLAND???

CoolDegrees.info!!!!

 +18Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Ghostly Lovers (64 comments)

Here’s an excerpt from my Zoosk advertisement spec script on dating a ghost:

INT – Coffee shop, but with ghosts

WOMAN AT LAPTOP: “I’d sure love to meet some Cool New Ghosts!”

GHOST: (says a really good knock-knock joke or something)

EVERYONE: “LOL!”

I lost the rest in a fire.

 +10Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis' Wax Figure (96 comments)

Tracy Morgan also remembers the time when two wax Bruce Willis figurines bought a combination A&W/KFC, and ran it successfully.

 +11Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis' Wax Figure (96 comments)

I’m going to caption this with my FAVORITE line from Die Hard 2: “Hey guys, I’m a wax likeness of Bruce Willis that is being wiped by a yellow cloth in front of a lightly shimmering curtain.”

 +6Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies (179 comments)

True Grits

 +7Posted on Jan 16th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (94 comments)

Alternately: “BOWTIE ALERRRRRRT!”

 +1Posted on Jan 16th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (94 comments)

I can’t fully realize this Thai food metaphor now that All In The Family is on. Rob Reiner is no longer a Meat-Head: he’s looking MEAT-FAB on the red (shag) carpet!!!!!

 +12Posted on Jan 16th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (94 comments)

I can’t find NBC so I’m watching commercials for local Thai restaurants instead. Hey Typhoon, your Phad Thai – more like BAD Thai, amirite????

 +24Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (187 comments)

Ke$ha WISHES she could rap like somebody from a Wendy’s training video. (Hot Drinks is very underrated.)

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: Top 10 Things That Are Better Than Breakdance Battle Videos (72 comments)

This has quickly become my favorite video genre. Russian television commercials from the ’80s are going to have to step up (and/or step off) if they don’t want to get served like this again.

 +11Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything (68 comments)

Perhaps the Liar Card was just so effective I actually believed I was Yael during that time. I was, after all, born as a terrible Bill Clinton impersonator, and would still be to this day without the help of the Liar Card.

 +16Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything (68 comments)

I don’t know, that Bill Clinton joke killlllllllled me when I saw this at 3:14am on channel 49.

 +9Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything (68 comments)

OH DAMN, I was going to send this in as a tip today, but I hadn’t gotten around to that yet. Also, I’m using the Liar Card right now to imitate a guy who uses the word “damn” in an awkward fashion.

 +5Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con (55 comments)

Well, I take that back, it doesn’t have the onion monologue present in Shrek.

 +3Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con (55 comments)

This entire scenario sounds better than most movies.

 +18Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con (55 comments)

And they collide yet again in this perspective-challenged cast photo for a 70s buddy comedy that needs to happen.

 +9Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con (55 comments)

I think Sad Don is rightfully worried, considering the weird skin graft thing Michael Cera has going on.

 +39Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con (55 comments)

The gang’s all here!

 +11Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (201 comments)

Nope!

 +19Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (201 comments)

You guys, did we ALL have repressed memories of Nothing But Trouble? Is that what caused the events in our lives to bring us to this website? Can I work both a Mad Men season 4 finale & Lost series finale reference into this sentence before I get hungry and leave to eat some Cheez-Its?

 +15Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (201 comments)

It’s alright – statistics state that at any given moment, Nothing But Trouble will be playing on at least eight different UHF stations as part of their FunnyFlickz programming block, giving Gabe ample opportunity to make a VHS recording.

 +2Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists (207 comments)

We will sample it for next year’s entry.