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I still don’t get why Mike had all that strawberry jam in his front pocket
Here’s something that was first noticed by people who are smarter than I am:
Taken immediately before Mike is shot. IS MIKE ABOUT TO KILL JESSE BEFORE HE’S SHOT? P.S. MIKE AND JESSE BOTH HAD A SECRETARY NAMED MARYLAND???
CoolDegrees.info!!!!
Here’s an excerpt from my Zoosk advertisement spec script on dating a ghost:
INT – Coffee shop, but with ghosts
WOMAN AT LAPTOP: “I’d sure love to meet some Cool New Ghosts!”
GHOST: (says a really good knock-knock joke or something)
EVERYONE: “LOL!”
I lost the rest in a fire.
Tracy Morgan also remembers the time when two wax Bruce Willis figurines bought a combination A&W/KFC, and ran it successfully.
I’m going to caption this with my FAVORITE line from Die Hard 2: “Hey guys, I’m a wax likeness of Bruce Willis that is being wiped by a yellow cloth in front of a lightly shimmering curtain.”
True Grits
Alternately: “BOWTIE ALERRRRRRT!”
I can’t fully realize this Thai food metaphor now that All In The Family is on. Rob Reiner is no longer a Meat-Head: he’s looking MEAT-FAB on the red (shag) carpet!!!!!
I can’t find NBC so I’m watching commercials for local Thai restaurants instead. Hey Typhoon, your Phad Thai – more like BAD Thai, amirite????
Ke$ha WISHES she could rap like somebody from a Wendy’s training video. (Hot Drinks is very underrated.)
This has quickly become my favorite video genre. Russian television commercials from the ’80s are going to have to step up (and/or step off) if they don’t want to get served like this again.
Perhaps the Liar Card was just so effective I actually believed I was Yael during that time. I was, after all, born as a terrible Bill Clinton impersonator, and would still be to this day without the help of the Liar Card.
I don’t know, that Bill Clinton joke killlllllllled me when I saw this at 3:14am on channel 49.
OH DAMN, I was going to send this in as a tip today, but I hadn’t gotten around to that yet. Also, I’m using the Liar Card right now to imitate a guy who uses the word “damn” in an awkward fashion.
Well, I take that back, it doesn’t have the onion monologue present in Shrek.
This entire scenario sounds better than most movies.
And they collide yet again in this perspective-challenged cast photo for a 70s buddy comedy that needs to happen.
I think Sad Don is rightfully worried, considering the weird skin graft thing Michael Cera has going on.
The gang’s all here!
Nope!
You guys, did we ALL have repressed memories of Nothing But Trouble? Is that what caused the events in our lives to bring us to this website? Can I work both a Mad Men season 4 finale & Lost series finale reference into this sentence before I get hungry and leave to eat some Cheez-Its?
It’s alright – statistics state that at any given moment, Nothing But Trouble will be playing on at least eight different UHF stations as part of their FunnyFlickz programming block, giving Gabe ample opportunity to make a VHS recording.
We will sample it for next year’s entry.
“BAZOINGA!”