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 +5Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“Sir, if you just quiet down, we’d be happy to treat you to a large garbage bag full of popcorn.”

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Homer: “I know, I’ll do a rap! ‘I’m Mr. Plow and I’m here to say, I’m the plowingist guy in the USA. I have a big plow and I move a lot of things…”
Bart: “Stop it right now.”
Lisa: “Promise you’ll never do that again.”

Also:

Homer: “Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. From Leave it to Beaver…yeah, they were gay.”

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Homer: “HeybuddyougottahelpmecauseImabigfatguyandtheresgonnabesomepoisongas…”
Ice Cream Man: “Take whatever you want, man! TAKE IT ALL!”

Skinner: “Shredded newspapers provide much-needed roughage and essential inks.”

Announcer 1: “Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field, pleading with the crowd for…for some kind of sanity.”
Announcer 2: “And a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.”
Announcer 1: “This is a black day for baseball.”