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 +7Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (269 comments)

For the next round I would like to nominate Salt, the Angelina Jolie / Liev Schrieber / Chiwetel Eijofor “thriller”. Mainly because Angelina Jolie (who plays EVELYN SALT, real cool name) is a TOTAL ASSHOLE. And she’s stuck in a room and the first thing she does is cover the camera with her panties because OF COURSE SHE DOES, and everybody turns into TOTAL ASSHOLES and by the end you’re just “ugh get it over with nobody CARES”

So yeah, Salt.

 +2Posted on Nov 4th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole (161 comments)

Should I watch this? I’m really depressed tonight and need to get to sleep so am I right in assuming they’re all just saying stuff about how “it will destroy our society” and that it would be the same as marrying a dog? I’m asking this because the other day in the same circumstances, before I went to bed I put on an episode of NOVA about this town in Pennsylvania fighting against forcing teachers to say that evolution is “only a theory” and include Intelligent Design in their curriculum.

Needless to say I was up until 6:00 AM.

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (326 comments)

I also vote ZOOD, and I also vote that I laughed a lot when I read the words “as a female” in Bill Cosby’s voice

 +3Posted on Nov 2nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (326 comments)

i upvoted your comment not because it started with “I don’t know about that” but with “I don’t know about that” preceded by a picture of smooth Horatio taking off his sunglasses.
(obviously, I read it in his voice)

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Why Single Girls Want To Meet European Men (137 comments)

What do you call a “Manchild” if it’s a girl? Girlwoman?

Basically what I’m saying here is that if she had worn Pigtails at one point my surprise-o-meter would be at zero.

 +11Posted on Oct 14th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Christine O'Donnell Is Stupid (51 comments)


….I’m sorry I couldn’t find a more helpful Star Trek gif.

 0Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: Now THIS Is How You Rest A Case (46 comments)

“If the whie man wiggles the knife out only six inches, thank him forever and never ask him for anything again” -Malcolm X, if Malcolm X was This Lady

 +2Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

So this is Carrie Prejean’s brother, right? Or it is Carrie Prejean? Somehow? He’s got exactly the same infuriating interview tactics. “UM, ANDERSON, ACTUALLY THAT’S REALLY PERSONAL. YOU AREN’T BEING FAIR.”

(that’s right. he talks in all caps, but not in a shouting way, just in an “I am an asshole” way)

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: The Real Simpsons (130 comments)

“Ah! Fuck the rest of Homer and Bart! The world NEEDS yet another ‘realistic Simpsons’ drawing and damn it if I’m not going to deliver!” -The Artist

 0Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting (88 comments)

I know a person that looks exactly like Bristol Palin does in this clip.
The actual sad part about that is that she’d be proud of it.
=(

 +4Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Birthday Party (68 comments)

My very first impression from that was “That is one angry-baby-lookin’ 15-year-old.”

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

What’s that old one where Clint Eastwood is squinting a lot and sneering all the time?

 +4Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)

So when I saw the “Disappearing Dog Poop” thing I figured the whole movie would be about that, not just some guys being all jealous? Way to drop the ball on an interesting Twilight Zone premise.

They’ll make another movie and they’ll call it “Welcome Home”, it will be like the episode “Nightmare at 2000 Feet”, where Will Shatner’s character sees the gremlin on the wing, but then the plane lands successfully and the whole movie is about him moving into a new city and making wacky friends. That’s how much this movie drops the ball.

 +3Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

I’m glad I’m not the only person on earth who thinks of pink dragons and rabbits whenever that word comes up in conversation.

 +16Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

…eventually!

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

I’ll do you one better!

 +2Posted on Jan 29th, 2010 | re: God Hates Lady Gaga (60 comments)

Lady Gay-Gay? I’m guessing Westboro’s “insults” department is run by 5th-graders?