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I’ve said before that the internet makes me feel weird, but also real life kinda makes me feel weird. I haven’t always had much confidence and I get super flustered and turn red when I talk to people. It’s weird. Anyways, I started reading this site on day 1 and never stopped. I posted the occasional comment and upvotes translated into me gaining confidence which made talking to people a little easier. This site has just meant a lot to me over the last five and half years. Anyways, thanks for bringing me this far, Gabe. I think Kelly can take me the rest of the way.
do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot can they get a TV show…
I hope this show wins a MTV surfboard for Ballsiest TV Show.
A lot of times when I read Videogum I am reminded that Gabe is smarter than me. Today that happened when he used the word scrota.
Why did I want so badly for there to be sound on that video? I turned my speakers all the way up just hoping to hear something. The internet makes me feel so weird sometimes.
This gave me an idea for my own fail blog. WhaleFail.orc
I live in MN too. Minneapolis to be exact. I just moved into a sweet new place downtown this week! Hope you feel better.
I wonder if Smuckers will celebrate the anniversary of the time Al Roker shit his pants at the White House.
Is this Jeff Goldblum’s baby?
Oh man, it’s been too long since I sat in my office cheering for a scissors neck stab. That was fun.
I thought he introduced himself as “the kreme.” He didn’t, but he could have. He’s earned it.
It sounds like the lake just ate some Taco Bell.
Monster Pizza Party beforehand at Dulono’s for all MPLS monsters.
As a fellow dude with pointy ears, you just gotta embrace it.
In the part where Gabe is firing Kelly again, I read “of all your fireable offenses” as “of all your fireball offenses.” Then I pictured Kelly shooting fireballs at Gabe in some office.
Wow, Miley! Don’t you know about your father’s serious heart condition?
I want to call out Danica McKellar. I mean, sure, I guess it’s cool to write books telling girls it’s okay to be smart or whatever, but yo, you used to shit all over Kevin sometimes and that was pretty fucked up.
Teenagers make the best decisions.
I just wanted to say that my dog, Pizza, was hit by a car last night and didn’t make it. I’ve been very sad and this post is the first thing that made me laugh since. Thanks, Gabe.
I misread this at first, but I got really excited because I thought it said, “bonding with robots.”
I kind of understand how advertising and publicity works or whatever, but I’ve read (THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES) that 50 is donating one meal via the UN World Food Programme for every “like” they get on facebook and also one for every bottle sold over the next five years. I mean, that seems kind of cool. But yes, this commercial is dumb and I don’t really like energy drinks because they make me feel like I might poop my pants.
I saw Jesse Ventura at the first day of OccupyMN. He suplexed some lippy conservative into a fountain. I couldn’t tell if he did it for attention or for the love of suplexes.
I’ll ice YOUR wedding cake, if you catch my drift.
XTube, you say???
Gabe, did you break your tooth eating a KNUCKLE sandwich? Do you get it?