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Wow, Miley! Don’t you know about your father’s serious heart condition?
I want to call out Danica McKellar. I mean, sure, I guess it’s cool to write books telling girls it’s okay to be smart or whatever, but yo, you used to shit all over Kevin sometimes and that was pretty fucked up.
Teenagers make the best decisions.
I just wanted to say that my dog, Pizza, was hit by a car last night and didn’t make it. I’ve been very sad and this post is the first thing that made me laugh since. Thanks, Gabe.
I misread this at first, but I got really excited because I thought it said, “bonding with robots.”
I kind of understand how advertising and publicity works or whatever, but I’ve read (THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES) that 50 is donating one meal via the UN World Food Programme for every “like” they get on facebook and also one for every bottle sold over the next five years. I mean, that seems kind of cool. But yes, this commercial is dumb and I don’t really like energy drinks because they make me feel like I might poop my pants.
I saw Jesse Ventura at the first day of OccupyMN. He suplexed some lippy conservative into a fountain. I couldn’t tell if he did it for attention or for the love of suplexes.
I’ll ice YOUR wedding cake, if you catch my drift.
XTube, you say???
In the part where Gabe is firing Kelly again, I read “of all your fireable offenses” as “of all your fireball offenses.” Then I pictured Kelly shooting fireballs at Gabe in some office.