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 +15Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: Some Questions About Heaven Is For Real: The Movie (60 comments)

 +7Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer, You Guys (41 comments)

I added 2 new items to my movies to avoid list:

1. Movies with some variation of a Cracken.
2. Anything Dylan Dog.

 +12Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Lindsay Lohan On The Tonight Show OR: Pets Wearing Sunglasses (71 comments)

This is my cat Morty. He has to wear a perscription visor to keep laser beams from shooting out of his eyes.

 +18Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: 30 Minutes Or Less Trailer, You Guys (41 comments)

…or post gifs

 +2Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: 30 Minutes Or Less Trailer, You Guys (41 comments)

some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb…..

http://gifsoup.com/MjM4MDE1OQ

 +35Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (126 comments)

I only got to watch Parks and Rec last night, and afterwards I changed my Brita filter.

 +25Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Melancholia Trailer, You Guys (63 comments)

That seemed like a perfectly normal fragrance commercial.

 +5Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: These Are Your Boyfriends: The Men From The "Dear Woman" Video (88 comments)

I think it’s for a mere 99 cents a day we all get to make miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles. (yes, I watched the entire video)

 +22Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: These Are Your Boyfriends: The Men From The "Dear Woman" Video (88 comments)

I kept wating for one of Sarah Mclachlan’s crying dogs to pop up.

 +4Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Terrible Invisalign Rap (120 comments)

When my older brother and I were in high school we used to clean the invisalign/dentist offices in Houston and surrounding area. We would clean two offices twice a week and get $150 extra bucks. The head invisalign dentist was such a pretentious douche bag. He drove a viper and there was a sign in the parking lot at all locations saying “Viper Parking Only” in the design of a scary snake that looked like a Halloween mask. We parked in that spot every time we went there to clean. He always accused us of stealing little things like pens or paper clips. Then he accused us of stealing a soap dispenser and wasn’t going to pay us until it was returned or compensated. So we quit, but not before taking magic markers and drawing lightning, fire, or rainbows on all their nasty mouth moldings.

tl:dr: invisalign dentists can be pretentious jerks and don’t mess with angsty teens.

 +11Posted on Mar 25th, 2011 | re: It's Friday, Friday, Friday (37 comments)

Which Mall? I’m obviously asking for a friend.

 +66Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black Meme Open Thread (41 comments)

I’m not sure if laughing at this means your racist or not, so laugh at your own risk.

 +2Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Les Star Wars High School (40 comments)

gotta find a way to keep the younglings moral after school

 +6Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Obligatory Chet Haze Post (32 comments)

Man, I’m glad Chet Haze is finally getting some spot light. You know he has been waiting for his moment ever since Orange County came out.

BE A HAZER, NOT A HATER!!!!

 +14Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People - One Monster's Story (63 comments)

Kids are very dumb and trampolines are can be very dangerous, but they were so much fun. Whenever my older brother and I would go out to jump we inherently knew that one of us was going to get hurt, but that didn’t stop us from going. Our favorite game was called SUMO POUND IT. The object was to throw the other person off the trampoline, and if they landed on their feet they could get back on. My mom let us keep the trampoline for only 2 years, during that span, I broke my collar bone and my brother broke both his wrists. When my dad took apart the trampoline to give it away, my brother and I cried. It felt like we were putting a pet down.

tl;dr: Kids are very dumb and trampolines are can be very dangerous.

 +8Posted on Mar 4th, 2011 | re: Pandas Teach Us How To Dougie (32 comments)

I was wondering why the panda had no firends to help scratch its back, but now it is obvious; it’s because it left them all behind.

 +5Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Kelsey Grammer's Wedding Menu (33 comments)

I’ll take looking at the cute t-mobile girl over that one lady peeling off her face.

 +2Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Bad Teacher Trailer, You Guys (37 comments)

That would have been funny if you would of said it.

 +4Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: This Is YOUR Nightmare: Yoga Faces (49 comments)

I don’t know how to express my feelings about this video in words, so I hope these symbols accurately convey my feelings:

8==:)=:)==D

 +4Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: This Is YOUR Nightmare: Yoga Faces (49 comments)

it works, my buccinators are so sore right now.

 +18Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: Happy Valentine's Day: TV Kisses Supercut (64 comments)

I broke my hand yesterday and a friend emailed me this.

The same can be said about all of yall. Happy V-Day

I don’t have anything against Bristol Palin. She took advantage of her mom’s ‘celebrity/political’ status and used it to make a buck. That’s good businessmanship.

 +32Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Now THIS Is How You Sell A Couch (52 comments)

Finally, us rollerbladers have someone to make fun of.

 +30Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

Remind me not to buy your memoir.