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Although I may or may not be a crankhead, that should not discredit my opinion (ok fine it lessens it). Regardless, Anaconda is a cinematic masterpiece/ok movie. A huge snake eating Jon Voight, then vomiting him back up at J. Lo intermixed with the vocal stylings of Ice Cube. Is there really anything else you can ask for in a movie? Ok, yes, yes there is: Topher Grace punching Snooki in the face, but otherwise it is perfect (read: decent).