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 0Posted on Mar 14th | re: Horses Dressed As Harry Potter (5 comments)

Harry Trotter.

 0Posted on Mar 9th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (23 comments)

Just wait ’til you see ‘Safe House’, it’s fekkin’ lekker brew.

 +2Posted on Mar 7th | re: A Guy Paints With His Tongue (16 comments)

Are we talking paintings made using your dick as a brush? Or paintings of dicks made using your tongue as a brush. ‘Cos it kinda makes a difference to my decision.

 +4Posted on Mar 7th | re: Unpacking The Mysteries Of The Olivia Munn Photo SEXTs (68 comments)

My hat also quickly came off for you, ma’am. And by hat,, I quite obviously mean my undercrackers.

 0Posted on Mar 7th | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

and the Fnuky Bnuch?

 +14Posted on Feb 29th | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Lindsay Lohan Is Hosting SNL (50 comments)

Hubba-hubba boink.

 +2Posted on Feb 24th | re: WARNING: The Lorax Is Trying To Indoctrinate Your Children! (55 comments)

“I’m slippery” – A slope

 +2Posted on Feb 22nd | re: And The Award For Being "The Best" Goes To...Judy Blume! (33 comments)

Your vagina loves his sex meat.

This guy agrees:

Promotional poster for the upcoming ‘Lady and the Tramp’ live action remake. IN 3D!!!

 +4Posted on Feb 8th | re: Werner Herzog Talks About Chickens (34 comments)

And I just got my brain wrinkled!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

 +3Posted on Feb 8th | re: Werner Herzog Talks About Chickens (34 comments)

I find the veracity of this comment highly questionable.

Oooo matron!

 +11Posted on Feb 6th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that Sean Bean movie where he dies in it?

Hubba hubba hubba, etc.

 0Posted on Jan 31st | re: A Girl Can Say Things Backwards, Which Is Certainly Something (36 comments)

What the…?! How did you…?

Splendid. Absolutely genius.

 -23Posted on Jan 27th | re: The OverLookedy's, or Gabe Liedman Can't Shut Up About 'Hanna' (50 comments)

Man, that’s one helluva pointy beak.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Wait, you’re not the blind Vietnamese guy, are you?

 +1Posted on Jan 12th | re: Breakfast Time! (18 comments)

Eating Kix will do that to ya.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: It's People! People Is Made Out Of People! (19 comments)

“Doctor Evil, can I eat his yoo-hoo?”
“How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?”

 +5Posted on Nov 24th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

There Will Be Food

 +3Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: That's Your Pen: The Sylvester Stallone "Chaos" Pen (31 comments)

People who love ‘The Expendables’ and who ALSO love renaissance era art, and, um, fountain pens, is such a HUGE demographic. Shrewd business Stallone. Shrewd.

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