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 0Posted on Oct 18th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (34 comments)

Who’s watching Hey Ladies? I love Stephen Merchant and it’s a really funny show. One thing I think is weird is that the Brits seem to love shows that center around a platonic male-female friendship, but they do make good jokes.

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bruce Willis And Katy Perry (14 comments)

I loved Boy Dance Party. I didn’t the joke was that dancing is “gay,” but that boys are terrible dancers. Bruce Willis’s moves are hysterical.

 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bruce Willis And Katy Perry (14 comments)

It wasn’t a good impression, but it was a hilarious impression in my opinion.

 +1Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Tina Fey And Arcade Fire (74 comments)

The French Def Jam comedian kills me every time, too. Zut alors!

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2013 | re: This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys (15 comments)

I go to your dentist.

 +1Posted on Sep 24th, 2013 | re: Hostages: Dylan McDermott's House Of Secrets (27 comments)

I like that movie, too. I don’t really think of it as a Toni Collette movie, though, I guess. I do like that she brings home Dinah’s fried chicken for dinner because that place is a few blocks from my house and it really is great chicken. Don’t care for the mashed potatoes, though.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2013 | re: Hostages: Dylan McDermott's House Of Secrets (27 comments)

Yeah. Eh.

 +6Posted on Sep 24th, 2013 | re: Hostages: Dylan McDermott's House Of Secrets (27 comments)

I kept switching between this and The Black List trying to decide which idiotic show was more distracting and The Black List won out. As much as I like Toni Collette, James Spader is more entertaining. Speaking of Toni Collette, I’m totally on her side, but I think the only movies I like her in are Muriel’s Wedding and Velvet Goldmine and I don’t even like Velvet Goldmine. Mustard’s 2¢.

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Cover Of "Tonight You Belong To Me" (9 comments)

I’m sick of kids, ukuleles, and cute Youtube videos, but this was dandy.

 +4Posted on Sep 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (486 comments)

The Bill Maher thing made me laugh,

 +2Posted on Sep 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (486 comments)

Because Bob is the greatest of all time.

 0Posted on Sep 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (486 comments)

With him, though?

 +3Posted on Sep 20th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (39 comments)

I watched a few minutes of each of these shows and didn’t find much to write home about. My poor mother loves my letters, too. Sad. The collateral damage from lousy t.v. is difficult to quantify, but it’s far-reaching.

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

Man, Tommy from Valley Girl is STILL an asshole.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

I thought that, too. Why didn’t they take the money and run? Or, is it just Todd now running the show with his crush, Lydia?

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

We never found out. And, I think Gilligan said that it will just be one of life’s little mysteries forever because he never decided what he was. Not sure what the Skipper thinks.

 +7Posted on Sep 13th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (11 comments)

My friend Soojin produced and edited Escape From Tomorrow, so you all should go see it because she’s really sweet and the movie sounds like a hoot. I wasn’t allowed to see it when they were working on it because it was top secret and it looks like they did a good job. It was interesting to hear how Disney has a no harassment policy when it comes to filming at the parks as long as you look like a tourist. I have a feeling they caught on to what was happening when the same “family” kept showing up in the same clothes, though.

 +5Posted on Sep 11th, 2013 | re: It Looks Like The Better Call Saul Spinoff Is On Its Way (56 comments)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 +2Posted on Sep 4th, 2013 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Are Making Groaning Noises In The Sky! (25 comments)

I guess that’s why everyone called the radio station instead of, you know, the police or some other gov’t authority.

Jesse is looking a little puffy. Not cooking meth isn’t good for him.

 +1Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: Oh Boy, Dr. Phil (83 comments)

Fairly often? I knew I went to the wrong college.

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E10: The Subplot Wore Louboutins (98 comments)

Jesse has a car, not a truck.

 +5Posted on Aug 15th, 2013 | re: Speculating About Our First Look At The 5th Season Of Parenthood (16 comments)

I saw them filming a scene in Burbank today. I don’t watch the show and couldn’t see what was happening and they shoot there all the time, but, spoilers, some characters will be walking down a street they have walked down before on an upcoming episode.

“When I get my own t.v. show one day I’m going to tell the rest of these losers to suck it.”

 +4Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Weeks We Would Enjoy More Than "Shark Week" (78 comments)

Arc week? We could weld.