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Double meta hands!
Get caught listening to your iPod in class? You get Urkel Dance’d:
It can also turn your pooh black. So, you know, after having an upset stomach, you look down and notice that your pooh is black. Then you go to the ER because you’re pretty sure you’re bleeding internally. Then you’re shown the label on the Pepto Bismol bottle by the ER nurse that says it may turn your pooh black, and are sent home in disgrace.
YES. I seriously considered suicide, then I remembered I had legs and could walk out, and then I thought about some other things, and then Matt Damon, and then the movie was over.
None of the three main story lines ever came together in a very meaningful way. I kept waiting for something to happen and nothing. ever. did. It was painstaking. You can’t start a movie off with a goddamn tsunami and near death experience and then have the rest of it meander and mill about like an alzheimer’s patient. What the hell kind of let down is that?
Fuck this movie.
I don’t really think of this movie in terms of being good or bad. I do know that it absolutely wrecked me. I cried for about 3 hours after it was over. It hit some kind of primal nerve or something. For that reason alone I recommend it to people. Also interested to hear what Gabe would have to say about it.
I wrote a pretty scathing review of this movie for my University’s “paper.” Of course, my rage was partly induced by how badly they managed to botch the adaptation. No feel for nuance there. Let’s just take the book word for word and put it on the screen with bad actors and make absolutely no choices.
Ugh. I second this nomination.
Nobody?
There are a few of them in Providence.
That’s actually one of the things I love about Aaron Sorkin’s writing. I wish everyone walked around all day being ultra witty and smarty pantsish. I would like people more.
This combined with the Justin Bieber video has literally ruined my morning.
Is this going to be the one where they FINALLY reveal what the final destination is? WHAT IS THE FIVENAL DESTINATION??
Guh. I live in Texas, where things aren’t much better*. I think I’ve developed a good plan to run for Governor, though. I’ll just make a campaign ad wearing a cowboy hat and an American flag shirt and claim that I can shoot a deer in the face at 500 yards, and I can no-scope tax raises from any distance. Then I’ll fold my arms and spit tobacco juice on the camera. It’ll be a landslide!
*are far worse probably
I think you guys are talking about that Keanu Reeves movie where he goes “whoa…”
DONT. YOU. EVER. DO. THAT. AGAIN. YOU. UNDERSTAND. ME???
Oh snap! I forgot Demonoid doesn’t do open registrations.
Try isohunt.com. It’s just as illegal, but you don’t have to register! Hooray!
Um…Demonoid?
Colbert did a bit on this the other night where he quipped, “Yeah, because old people are great with setting up the internet, hearing the phone ring, and checking their messages over their cell phones.”
Spot on.
I minored in creative writing in college, and I can assure you that in even the lower-level classes, if someone had submitted this drivel to a round-table critique, he/she would have missed the next week of classes on account of the shame brought on by a savage and well deserved red-ink beating.
Then again, if that person was, say, James Franco, he would just laugh at us and go get it published anyway because he’s James Franco goddamnit, and you can just go suck off a cigarette.
First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Scientologists, and I said nothing because I was not a Scientologist.
Then they came for the Gingers, and I said some stuff because I was a Ginger, but it was all good because it wasn’t an attack on me personally.
Then they came for me, and I said some more stuff, because I was me.
Boy this fell apart in a hurry.
“Try not to lose him, Samwise Gamgee, I mean I know he’s pretty short so if you do lose him I ain’t mad at ya,” he told me. And I’m trying not to!
I think the downvoter troll is back, you guys 
I saw your tribal tattoo (ON YOUR FACE) and threw up in your mouth a little.
I AM NOT A GRAVY BOAT!
Kind of strange to see Eddie from Safe Men in this trailer.
I mean, Gwyneth is Gwyneth (i.e. the worst), so it’s not like something like this was unexpected. But Cee-Lo? You should know better.
Say it ain’t so, Cee-Lo.