Inglourious Bastards. Better.

The Green Milf

“Gay it forward,” also known as Best New Party Game 11.

DIRTY, DIRTY TITTY. Clothe that! Put cloth on it!

Ice T going to the mac store with that busted computer reminds me so much of that thing your boyfriend did with the pennies when his car was impounded.

Oh man, I would seriously love to see that. Like One Hour Photo, but funny! And less knives and forced adultery, or whatever. Let’s paint, exercise, and come up with brilliant hooks for perfect movies.

Tucker Max spoke at my school and bitched onstage about getting less money for his appearance than Spike Lee had a week earlier. When asked what his parents think of his “work,” he said, “well I’m making more than my father ever did so I don’t really give a shit what he thinks and if he complains I tell him to shut the fuck up.” He closed it by asking the girls who wanted to sleep with him to meet him in the hallway, but ONLY if they had ID’s proving they were 18. NO EXCEPTIONS! So yeah, by far the worst, but of course he got a standing ovation.

The boss definitely just hovered behind me undetected for what was probably the entire duration of TLC’s “No Scrubs” video.

Sometimes it’s nice when Gabe posts nice things and we can all just laugh and smile and stop being such mean-spirited no-goodnicks. Let’s not make a habit of it, but still.