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 +51Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

Inglourious Bastards. Better.

 +32Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

The Green Milf

 +43Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

“Gay it forward,” also known as Best New Party Game 11.

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: The Perfect Crime Revisited (28 comments)

DIRTY, DIRTY TITTY. Clothe that! Put cloth on it!

 +10Posted on Aug 10th, 2009 | re: Ice-T Smashing A Laptop Reminds Us That Racism Is Weird (61 comments)

Ice T going to the mac store with that busted computer reminds me so much of that thing your boyfriend did with the pennies when his car was impounded.

 +4Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: Being White Is Hard: It's Complicated (50 comments)

Oh man, I would seriously love to see that. Like One Hour Photo, but funny! And less knives and forced adultery, or whatever. Let’s paint, exercise, and come up with brilliant hooks for perfect movies.

Tucker Max spoke at my school and bitched onstage about getting less money for his appearance than Spike Lee had a week earlier. When asked what his parents think of his “work,” he said, “well I’m making more than my father ever did so I don’t really give a shit what he thinks and if he complains I tell him to shut the fuck up.” He closed it by asking the girls who wanted to sleep with him to meet him in the hallway, but ONLY if they had ID’s proving they were 18. NO EXCEPTIONS! So yeah, by far the worst, but of course he got a standing ovation.

 +22Posted on Jul 31st, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Is This Real Life? (34 comments)

The boss definitely just hovered behind me undetected for what was probably the entire duration of TLC’s “No Scrubs” video.

 +3Posted on Jul 28th, 2009 | re: Introducing The Official Videogum Theme Song (48 comments)

“Can you show me this … what is it? A new way?”

 +7Posted on Jul 28th, 2009 | re: Introducing The Official Videogum Theme Song (48 comments)

Sometimes it’s nice when Gabe posts nice things and we can all just laugh and smile and stop being such mean-spirited no-goodnicks. Let’s not make a habit of it, but still.

 +24Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Wu Tang Clan "Da Mystery Of Chess Boxing" But With Legos (36 comments)

It’s fun to imagine Gabe listening to Wu Tang while he furiously types fan fiction about Katherine Heigl.

 +9Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Where Is Hot Tub Time Machine's Fan Made Poster? (42 comments)

Yeah, way more excited than I should be about this. Also, did anyone see the web series the Stargate kid made with Michael Cera? It was kinda okay!

 +43Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: The MacGyver Moment (23 comments)

I promise I’ll stop with the anecdotal comments after this (I probably won’t), BUT this is my favorite TWSS ever, and also pedophilia related. At a christening for my friend’s daughter, the priest stuck his fingers in the baby’s mouth and announced to the 40ish people in attendance, “Don’t worry, 99 per cent of babies love the taste of Father Paul.” Oh, and it’s on tape. That’s it now.

 +96Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: That's Your Gathering: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos (160 comments)

When my cousin that’s in jail now was twelve, he totally loved ICP comic books and thought the world would end after their sixth album or something because of that whole invented mythology. It’s weird how some people can start robbing you for drug money when they hit 16 and you’re like, “you know, I think he’s really staring to pull it together.”

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: Oh, Here's That Borderline-Racist Fred Parody No One Asked For (39 comments)

Ugh. Can this please not be the lowest rated comment of the week? It deserves the silent treatment.

 +4Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: Oh, Here's That Borderline-Racist Fred Parody No One Asked For (39 comments)

I think you’re way off on this one, Gabe. This kid is the Sacha Baron Cohen of Freds, and the entire YouTube community are his victims. He’s forcing them to confront their own presumptions about his people. Or at least, that’s what he’s going to tell people in 10 years when these videos are still on the Internet.

 +18Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: You Can Rag On Keri Hilson For 10 Minutes This Shit And It Ain't Butter (19 comments)

Videogum should hire Chi City and just let him stand next to a camera and rant about Michael Bay’s balls or whatever. This man is a genius who will never stop being perfect, and he belongs here.

 +11Posted on Jul 20th, 2009 | re: Accio Your Opinions! (131 comments)

Every major plot point in Harry Number 6 is based on Harry happening to walk by someone revealing critical information and then barely hiding around the corner to listen to them. Also, the whole thing is a teen sex comedy now, but not funny and without sex. Nothing else really happens except at the end, but by then it’s like who cares, Accio Wizard Sex, this is boring.

 +4Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: That's Your VJ: Greg (25 comments)

“For me, summer means you’re going to bitch and you are try all de underwater adventurer.” Greg > Chet.

 +12Posted on Jul 14th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Mariah Carey (40 comments)

This looks strikingly similar to a video for the Piebald song “Stalker” that some kids made in my TV class in high school, except the Maria Carey character was played by a sexually ambiguous 16-year-old guy in drag. So, you know, that one was a lot better.

Come on Barbara. I would at least expect to you to ask what this big “secret” is about the ooze.

 +3Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Confide's "Such Great Heights" (140 comments)

This is the first time someone on YouTube has ever out-commented Videogum, and even though it’s super obvious, user ferricide deserves some credit for “GIVE UP.”

Unless someone here already said it, in which case please be gentle, it’s been a long day.

 +6Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

Carlton Banks as Macaulay Culkin for Halloween.

“Keep the change, you filthy animal.”