Inglourious Bastards. Better.
The Green Milf
“Gay it forward,” also known as Best New Party Game 11.
DIRTY, DIRTY TITTY. Clothe that! Put cloth on it!
Ice T going to the mac store with that busted computer reminds me so much of that thing your boyfriend did with the pennies when his car was impounded.
Oh man, I would seriously love to see that. Like One Hour Photo, but funny! And less knives and forced adultery, or whatever. Let’s paint, exercise, and come up with brilliant hooks for perfect movies.
Tucker Max spoke at my school and bitched onstage about getting less money for his appearance than Spike Lee had a week earlier. When asked what his parents think of his “work,” he said, “well I’m making more than my father ever did so I don’t really give a shit what he thinks and if he complains I tell him to shut the fuck up.” He closed it by asking the girls who wanted to sleep with him to meet him in the hallway, but ONLY if they had ID’s proving they were 18. NO EXCEPTIONS! So yeah, by far the worst, but of course he got a standing ovation.
The boss definitely just hovered behind me undetected for what was probably the entire duration of TLC’s “No Scrubs” video.
“Can you show me this … what is it? A new way?”
Sometimes it’s nice when Gabe posts nice things and we can all just laugh and smile and stop being such mean-spirited no-goodnicks. Let’s not make a habit of it, but still.
It’s fun to imagine Gabe listening to Wu Tang while he furiously types fan fiction about Katherine Heigl.
Yeah, way more excited than I should be about this. Also, did anyone see the web series the Stargate kid made with Michael Cera? It was kinda okay!
I promise I’ll stop with the anecdotal comments after this (I probably won’t), BUT this is my favorite TWSS ever, and also pedophilia related. At a christening for my friend’s daughter, the priest stuck his fingers in the baby’s mouth and announced to the 40ish people in attendance, “Don’t worry, 99 per cent of babies love the taste of Father Paul.” Oh, and it’s on tape. That’s it now.
When my cousin that’s in jail now was twelve, he totally loved ICP comic books and thought the world would end after their sixth album or something because of that whole invented mythology. It’s weird how some people can start robbing you for drug money when they hit 16 and you’re like, “you know, I think he’s really staring to pull it together.”
Ugh. Can this please not be the lowest rated comment of the week? It deserves the silent treatment.
I think you’re way off on this one, Gabe. This kid is the Sacha Baron Cohen of Freds, and the entire YouTube community are his victims. He’s forcing them to confront their own presumptions about his people. Or at least, that’s what he’s going to tell people in 10 years when these videos are still on the Internet.
Videogum should hire Chi City and just let him stand next to a camera and rant about Michael Bay’s balls or whatever. This man is a genius who will never stop being perfect, and he belongs here.
Every major plot point in Harry Number 6 is based on Harry happening to walk by someone revealing critical information and then barely hiding around the corner to listen to them. Also, the whole thing is a teen sex comedy now, but not funny and without sex. Nothing else really happens except at the end, but by then it’s like who cares, Accio Wizard Sex, this is boring.
“For me, summer means you’re going to bitch and you are try all de underwater adventurer.” Greg > Chet.
This looks strikingly similar to a video for the Piebald song “Stalker” that some kids made in my TV class in high school, except the Maria Carey character was played by a sexually ambiguous 16-year-old guy in drag. So, you know, that one was a lot better.
Come on Barbara. I would at least expect to you to ask what this big “secret” is about the ooze.
This is the first time someone on YouTube has ever out-commented Videogum, and even though it’s super obvious, user ferricide deserves some credit for “GIVE UP.”
Unless someone here already said it, in which case please be gentle, it’s been a long day.
Carlton Banks as Macaulay Culkin for Halloween.
“Keep the change, you filthy animal.”