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Ugh, I’m such a loser. I saw this tweet and actually answered earnestly. I’m not cut out for my generation.

 +2Posted on Apr 18th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (9 comments)

she must have fantastic bone density.

 0Posted on Mar 21st, 2013 | re: A Think Piece About Think Pieces (67 comments)

more gabe think-pieces please

 0Posted on Mar 13th, 2013 | re: New Pope Open Thread (76 comments)

I guess I don’t know what, “Even though Argentina is basically the whitest possible Latin American country,” even means? Am I the only one?

 +13Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: Pussy Posse (Sorry, Gross) Sighted High-Fiving In T-Shirts In The Ocean! (29 comments)

Oh sure, you apologize for the gratuitous use of pussy possee (sorry, gross) but not for using the word, “moist?” Messed up.

that baby is even airbrushed.

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry's "Fireworks" By Yoko Ono (36 comments)

Oh no.

 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2012 | re: Jump Into A Brand New Week (16 comments)

they really have a corner on the market of all the cool fetishes don’t they.

 +12Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: What If Jennifer Aniston Was A "Fat Ugly Normal Person"?! (34 comments)

I didn’t think I could like this blog any more and then you go ahead and link the SNEETCHES!? Brilliant.

My little sister had (has) a deformed belly button from a birth defect and my dad would read this to her (and us) to make her feel better and called her his Star-Belly Sneetch. Thanks for the reminder.

 +6Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (114 comments)

How can you choose anything other than Life on Mars?

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2012 | re: This Is Always A Fun Game (95 comments)

I’m bad at this but would like everyone to keep up the good work, cause i enjoy reading them!

 +1Posted on Oct 12th, 2012 | re: The Vice Presidential Debate 2012 Open Thread (82 comments)

I guess I find this comment funny but also kinda nails the problem with our country’s political discourse ACROSS both parties… republicans were (and still are) saying this exact same thing about Obama. (Not about the suits; clearly Obama knows how to wear a suit.) Sometimes I think I’m in an epsiode of the Twilight Zone, and it’s all a big joke and like Romney is going to win and then pull off his face and really he’s Al Gore? Because I really don’t see a big difference between any of these candidates anymore. They’re just all like big stamp presses–sure one’s pressing out little plastic donkeys and the other is pressing out little plastic elephants–but they’re just big ol’ stamp presses.

Anyway, you see that Nic Cage? Man needs a nap.

I’d never scream at Jay Z, but let me tell you that I would scream my lungs out if I saw Katherine Chloe Cahoons strolling down the street.

 +6Posted on Aug 30th, 2012 | re: Ok, Let's Watch This Photo-A-Day Stop Motion Video (21 comments)

Ok i’m not judging, but you can totally see his hairline recede.

 +8Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

Matilda

What?! It’s a name.

 +3Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

Not Pictured: Travolta’s masseuse and Cruise’s actual height.

 +2Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)

更多的沙子!

 +1Posted on Dec 1st, 2011 | re: Nick Kroll Pooped His Pants (6 comments)

Yah that’s bear-y gross.

Yah that’s for all those LA monsters at the Largo last night.

Yah that’s extremely esoteric.

 +1Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Lifetime's Casey Anthony Movie (36 comments)

Not to split hairs (but also to split hairs) that’s MR. Lifetime to you.

Overheard on S Beverly Dr: Rosie’s agents arguing the best strategy to get her the Oscar hosting gig.

“I’m pretty chuffed about the whole thing.” — Gwynie

“thisisyournightmare” — Jolie

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I am a 26 years old nurse, young and beautiful. Now I am seeking an older gentle man who can give me real love , so i got a username Annababe2011 on—a’ge’l’es’s’da’te. C óM—it is the first and best club for y’oun’ger women and older men, or older women and younger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck it out or tell your frie’nds.

I am a 26 years old nurse, young and beautiful. Now I am seeking an older gentle man who can give me real love , so i got a username Annababe2011 on—a’ge’l’es’s’da’te. C óM—it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and older men, or older women and you’nger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck it out or tell your frie’nds.