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 +10Posted on Feb 11th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (276 comments)

I have always loved this website and its very weird community, despite not commenting for four years.

This was the most popular thing I ever posted.

 +24Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: It Might As Well Be 9/11 (36 comments)

This is a video of a mime. A VIDEO OF A MIME.

If we can’t make fun of mimes anymore, regardless of context, then I don’t even want to be alive anymore.

 +13Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: It Might As Well Be 9/11 (36 comments)

 +6Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Don Draper Meme (207 comments)

I don’t know how to use Photoshop but I compensate with pure MOXIE

 +18Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E06: I'm Worried About Don Draper, You Guys (89 comments)

I’m not reading this because I’m only midway through Season 3 and SPOILERS, but from the headline picture, I just need to note; these motherfuckers love iceberg wedges with blue cheese. They talk about/eat that shit all the time.

 +17Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Real Life SPOILER ALERT (138 comments)

“I preferred the book.”

 +16Posted on Aug 20th, 2010 | re: That's Your Song: "We've Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero" (192 comments)

KATE, WE’VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO

 +6Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: End Times Anthem, Indeed (112 comments)

Thank you, America, for creating this man.

 +50Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E15: How Do You Say "R.I.P." In SPOILER ALERT? (178 comments)

Buoyancy, yo.

 +20Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E15: How Do You Say "R.I.P." In SPOILER ALERT? (178 comments)

So, is LA X Claire gonna be like, not pregnant in the mirror?

I can’t wait until NEXT EPISODE when Miles finally talks to the TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE CAVE RIGHT? Mortal MIB/Jacob fo sho.

 +11Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

Jack McBrayer, showing some “range” last night.

 +1Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba! (152 comments)

Continuity: Whatever, FUCK.

 +2Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba! (152 comments)

Bwuh?

 +9Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba! (152 comments)

Over commenting today, but:

WHERE’S THE MONEY, ALPERT? WHERE’S THE MONEY SHITHEAAAD?

 +28Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba! (152 comments)

The biggest question this episode raised for me is; when Richard dropped the nail in the Black Rock, why did he try to GRAB IT WITH HIS FACE? Use your legs, dumbass! They are longer than your torso.

 +82Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba! (152 comments)

 +1Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010? (81 comments)

The Jabberwocky addition was just the most blatant, boring example of “we need an easy narrative arc, for the stupids” ever.

 +21Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010? (81 comments)

I saw Alice in Wonderland last weekend and it felt afterward like I paid Tim Burton $15 to fart in my mouth. So not that.

 +5Posted on Mar 2nd, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Internet Hates Jay Leno (25 comments)

More like “shooooot herrrrrr”, right? Right?

 +14Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S60E05: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes (124 comments)

Thank god you were here, I was going to call the police.

DEE. COLON.

 +2Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: Full List Of Golden Globe Nominees Presented By Dr. Chuckles (71 comments)

I am going to get seriously frustrated if Moon doesn’t get a single nomination anywhere. Was it seriously too much of a “genre movie” for anyone to go see it? I’m willing to accept a soundtrack nod here, guys.

 +5Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Kick-Ass Looks Kick-Pretty Good! (45 comments)

This is the only case in which I approve of the casting of Nicolas Cage. I think his ridiculous style of overacting will only serve this movie well.

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: In The Land Of The Women (91 comments)

I don’t know….what your problem is with Brody’s character’s…writing…

 +8Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: Clearly, We Need To Name-Bomb The Paranormal Activity DVD (45 comments)

PRO-TIP: PRO-TIPs are hilarious.