Ocean’s Eleven, But Who’s Counting?

To Sir, With Love – The Student Whose Name You Keep Forgetting.

Stop! Or Your Mother WIll Have to Shoot for You, As She’s Been Doing for Almost 28 Years Now.

Maybe Just Leave Me a Note Next Time You’re Planning to Be So Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close?

The Girl With the Tattoo of a Dragon Eating Her Roommate.

The Iron Lady Pressed Your Shirts Again Today, So You’d Have More Free Time: Maybe You Might Like to Pick Your Brother Up from Soccer Practice Tonight.

Pirate5 of the Caribbean: Starboard Drift

“…to be directed by M. Night Shyamalan (“The Sixth Sense,” “Unbreakable”) for Sony Pictures.”

I like how the PR people who promote his upcoming projects all suffer from a studio-sanctioned case of short-term memory loss about his ACTUAL previous projects. Nice try, guys…

Word up to my Melbourne homies. (I guess that’s supposed to be my attempt at rapper speak.) I will definitely be joining you on the red carpet, my friend.