Wait, I thought New Year’s Eve was just an hour-and-a-half long Nikon COOLPIX commercial?

I disagree. Nolan’s plan with Bane is to communicate mass panic and hysteria, and where better than a giant sporting event?

Just think of it as a subtle tribute to Burt Ward, the actor who portrayed Robin in the old 60s show. The Robin symbol they slipped into the crowd with the “ROGUES” signage helps perpetuate that theory.

Seriously io9 actually thought this was true, those nerds didn’t even know who Hines Ward is when they watched the trailer. We should all be so lucky.

“Her?” – The Police

Eddie Murphy can be even lazier about it and get Jay Pharaoh to play Eddie Murphy as the chief.

Can’t he just something something cocaine something something have a friend burn down his house and be all better? That’s what the Entourage taught us about the ups and downs of showbiz.

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