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Joe H
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I’d probably choose death over having to question the reality (Matrix?) where i nearly escape death dozens of times in a 5 minute span while the entire world around me is wiped out and all the nameless, faceless people I’ve ever loved are drowned out by the shocking horror that is the world’s biggest stretch mark.
I’m gonna assume Alex missed the Videogum golf outing yesterday because he got his foot cut off my a riding lawnmower and these “schedule conflicts” are permanently conflicted.
I thought music videos were only allowed to have attractive people in them.
After watching the trailer, all I have to say is: “So….what’s the plot of this film?”
Damien Lewis, i love you. How could you do this to our relationship? goddammmit, Damien Lewis. goddammit.
You managed to avoid posting the two best Cosby youtubes, BUSTER BROWN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MEHsYM-ROs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2EGnR-YbH4
You’re slipping, Videogum. I’m worried about ya, baby.
I’m gonna dress up as the rapist!
What pedomorphisis means to me is PEDOBEAR. jesus christ, this is the internet you’re talking about, asshole.




















Any white guy on NCIS that isn’t the main character. They’re all douchebags. Get them out of my reruns, USA network. Scrub the episodes of them, I don’t care if they’re 20 minutes long and nonsensical afterwards.
Pete Campbell on Mad Men shoot catch a bullet with his heart and still live to be a bitch another day.
Jim on The Office, because everyone already knows it’s gonna happen.