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 -11Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Who Should Die On TV? (168 comments)

Any white guy on NCIS that isn’t the main character. They’re all douchebags. Get them out of my reruns, USA network. Scrub the episodes of them, I don’t care if they’re 20 minutes long and nonsensical afterwards.

Pete Campbell on Mad Men shoot catch a bullet with his heart and still live to be a bitch another day.

Jim on The Office, because everyone already knows it’s gonna happen.

 +15Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan Is On Twitter (8 comments)

 +3Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: Good News! We Don't Have To See 2012! (77 comments)

I’d probably choose death over having to question the reality (Matrix?) where i nearly escape death dozens of times in a 5 minute span while the entire world around me is wiped out and all the nameless, faceless people I’ve ever loved are drowned out by the shocking horror that is the world’s biggest stretch mark.

 +11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Belated Open Thread (60 comments)

I’m gonna assume Alex missed the Videogum golf outing yesterday because he got his foot cut off my a riding lawnmower and these “schedule conflicts” are permanently conflicted.

I thought music videos were only allowed to have attractive people in them.

After watching the trailer, all I have to say is: “So….what’s the plot of this film?”

 +2Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dreamcatcher (107 comments)

Damien Lewis, i love you. How could you do this to our relationship? goddammmit, Damien Lewis. goddammit.

 -6Posted on Mar 26th, 2009 | re: NSFW: That's Right, A Porno Based On The Cosby Show (23 comments)

You managed to avoid posting the two best Cosby youtubes, BUSTER BROWN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MEHsYM-ROs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2EGnR-YbH4

You’re slipping, Videogum. I’m worried about ya, baby.

 +5Posted on Mar 6th, 2009 | re: Introducing The Videogum Movie Club (40 comments)

I’m gonna dress up as the rapist!

 0Posted on Feb 23rd, 2009 | re: We Don't Need Popular Science To Tell Us Why Kittens Are Cute (8 comments)

What pedomorphisis means to me is PEDOBEAR. jesus christ, this is the internet you’re talking about, asshole.