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 0Posted on Mar 4th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All This Lady Caught Dancing In An HMV (41 comments)

I worked in record stores for close to a decade and this is a fairly normal occurrence from what I can remember. I’ll have to consult my notes but I do believe the ratio of Customer Dancing at a Listening Post to Mental Health Issues and/or Drug Consumption is basically 1:1.

*not pictured – John Waters’ left hand

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Slayer Christmas Lights Are The Reason For The Season! (59 comments)

RAINING PRESENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTS

who knows how to post videos here? this would be way funnier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYCrdJyaDg

somethingsomethingsomething…99 problems…somethingsomethingsomething…Goop…somethingsomethingsomething…worst ever

holdonholdonholdonholdon. play it cool, you’re fucking WOLVERINE! holdonholdonholdonholdonholdonholdon…

Director Xavier Beauvois recently admitted that he has also raped a 13 year old girl. At the press conference he stated angrily “all i got was zis louzee t-shirt.”

My other T-Shirt is not not a rapist.

his jiggling is hypnotic.

 +1Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed (150 comments)

Because you know I love it young, fresh and green.

In this world there are two times. There is mechanical time and there is body time. The first is as rigid and metallic as a massive pendulum of iron that swings back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. The second squirms and wriggles like a bluefish in a bay. The first is unyielding, predetermined. The second makes up it’s mind as it goes.

Just her face.

mercury poisoning?

pussy.

call me when they start sticking metal objects into your heart.

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Doctor Hawkpanther (71 comments)

dear videogum,

there’s a disclaimer in the video:

les singer is not licensed or accredited in any way.
his system is not guaranteed to work. nor does it actually exist.

 +1Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

this is actually the second chocolate stage we’ve had made.
i ate the other one.

 -6Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Two Situations (82 comments)

snooki has REALLY let herself go. situation looks down to confirm that he is in fact boner free.

 0Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

Tigers Will Crouch and Dragon Will Hide

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Alex Ross + Super Grover = The awesome!

 +2Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Mooing John Milkovich

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Moonies.
Amoolie.