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 +2Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Two Situations (82 comments)

It’s Alec and Stephen Baldwin, the ab version.

 +3Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: MTV Needs A New Tagline, Team! (114 comments)

Moms, Teens, Venereal Disease

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: @videogum (25 comments)

pumpkin

I don’t know where Danny Trejo ends and Nicolas Cage begins.

 +7Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Lil Wayne's Last Days (33 comments)

Brian Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morisson, Lil Wayne.

Yep, fits right in.

 +7Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Kids Grind Out To Metal In Their Car Seats The Darndest Things (22 comments)

Somebody put some house music on, because this kid is FIST-PUMPIN’ LIKE CHAMPS.

 +4Posted on Dec 30th, 2009 | re: The Catchphrase Of The Decade (79 comments)

Where’s “Stupid lamp!”?

 +4Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: The Jersey Shore Protest Sign Generator (58 comments)

“What do we want?!”“Dignity!”“How will we get it?!”“By standing out in the cold, protesting a ridiculous reality show!”

 +5Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: The Jersey Shore Protest Sign Generator (58 comments)

Water and ham!

I hope Woody Allen is watching this and decides to make Zelig Goes 2 The Jersey Shore.

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Comedians Do It While Laughing (11 comments)

We should play the Flying Away Noise Game here!

“Kim Jong Ill got stuck in a tree looking for honey, GO HELP HIM!”

SHUTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUH!

Also, Kristen Wiig made the best noises by far.

 +5Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: 2012 (53 comments)

For the love of all that is good, someone post a .gif of the big Russian falling into the Himalayan abyss after tossing his kid into the vessel!

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: True Blood: Season 2 Finale (32 comments)

When Eggs got shot in the head, all I thought was “I really hope his last name is Benedict.”

 +31Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: True Blood: Stick A Fork In This, It's Dumb (34 comments)

Wouldn’t it be more like :L then?

 +10Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Bad Idea Jeans, LITERALLY (71 comments)

This is probably the most accurate portrayal of Camille’s eyes from NYC Prep.

 +78Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Slumdog Thousandaire After Taxes

 +3Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Not so Goodfellas

 +6Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: I Am Going To Need Your Badge And Your Gun (32 comments)

You make one Wesley Snipes is dark joke and apparently you’re a noose-toting racist, despite the fact that there were two instances where a black cop gets his badge and gun taken away.

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: I Am Going To Need Your Badge And Your Gun (32 comments)

The first one was the best because it was has a floating dirty white shirt giving up his badge and gun.

 0Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game (44 comments)

i’M sOoooooo drukn rigth nooowwwww. danm yooouuu, Gabbbe!

 +14Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game (44 comments)

You’re going to have blood on your hands, Gabe.

Blood and vomit.

 +4Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: 2010: The Year Of Louis C.K. (25 comments)

I thought his show on HBO (Lucky Louis) was pretty funny. It’s a shame it was canceled so soon.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Movie (40 comments)

Does anyone have a bike pump? I need to connect it to my head and pump it until my head explodes.

 +13Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More John Hughes (47 comments)

*cue “Don’t You Forget About Me”

Sometimes, I feel like Videogum is an SUV going forty miles an hour with Gabe Da Cake Eatur driving.

 +9Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: Money Can't Buy Not Being The Worstness (36 comments)

Between Harvard’s version of Kathy Griffin, Camille and Sebastian in museum and Cole showing up at PC’s party, this is the funniest episode of the season, hands down.

Also, how is Cole not being tried for attempted murder with all the smothering that has gone on?