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 +7Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Dude, Your Cat Is Tripping Ballllllllllz (48 comments)

This is just the trailer for the adorable reboot of Alice in Wonderland.

 +10Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Space Chair! (11 comments)

My son was in that chair!

 +12Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Leno (37 comments)

I think the operative word in that song is ONCE Jay!

 +4Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: A Longer Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps Trailer (35 comments)

You can tell how long he’s been in jail because, ZACK MORRIS!!!

 +2Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Who Should Star In An American Pie Reboot (42 comments)

Interesting…Octomom could be MILF. Ewwww sorry.

 0Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

That would be awesome! But if he’s ever around Jacob again we have to call them “Salt n’ Pepa!” Deal? Deal.

 +15Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Who Should Star In An American Pie Reboot (42 comments)

Can we preemptively reboot Cop Out?

 +10Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: 24 Reasons Why Kevin Smith Needs To Shut Up Now (81 comments)

In communist Russia snacks eat Kevin Smith!

 +11Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: On A Very Special Episode Of The Insider (45 comments)

Almost as embarrassing as my spelling.

 +12Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: On A Very Special Episode Of The Insider (45 comments)

I think what she meant to say was “Wow, that was…emberrassing to be a part of”.

 +29Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Work Out Is Hilarious (52 comments)

I sincerely hope that mime makes it out of that box.

 +12Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ronnie From Jersey Shore Is A Jerk (36 comments)

Wow…did anyone else think you could cut the sexual tension with a knife? Then use said knife to assault someone?

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

I kinda like Smoke Monster Locke. It sounds like a rap name. Like Jam Master Jay.

 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

Or give them a confusing concoction of injections to keep their babies in.

 +15Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

Isn’t buying a temp agency the natural progression after you win the lottery? My list goes.
1. Nice car
2. Mansion
3. Temp agency

 +10Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: Jay Leno Is A Sinking Ship (44 comments)

I wonder who his replacement will be. And I wonder how pissed they’ll be when he wants his old job back in 7 months. Team New Band Leader!

 +21Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: This Seems About Right (29 comments)

He forgot to write trash.

 +18Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy On Letterman (21 comments)

If crazy were weighed in pounds Tracy Morgan would totes need to purchase two seats.

 +11Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: Two Worsts Make A Superworst (38 comments)

Family guy is gonna need a bigger reset button. He is so way past satire their isn’t even a word for what he does. I picture it sounding like a drunken dude-bro throwing up on the first amendment.

 +13Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon (115 comments)

Embarrassing to admit, but I live about 20 minutes away from that town in the first stock footage picture. It’s also where they filmed the parade at the end. It’s Sanger, Texas and it actually looks like that all the time still. If you take a right at the giant Coca-Cola add there is an excellent Babe’s Chicken Dinner house where female waitresses will serenade you with Patsy Cline songs at your table whilst you eat. I’m not kidding.

 +11Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (42 comments)

Happy Anna Howard Shaw day everyone!

 +8Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Hug: Hug-E-Gram (59 comments)

It’s the perfect way to soothe your clingy mistress on those lonely lonely nights when you have to be with your actual wife…until you finally get that divorce of course.

 +1Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Uh Oh, The Monkeys Found Our Camera (38 comments)

Oh hi Monkey!

 +19Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Things I Learned From The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit Commercial (73 comments)

Can it steal the hi-larious hipster white elephant gift idea trophy from the snuggie this christmas? Only time will tell.

 +6Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: MTV Needs A New Tagline, Team! (114 comments)

MTV: If you remember Remote Control then you should probably just kill yourself because you’re like…soooooo old.