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 +1Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (152 comments)

Yeah, they don’t really explain it in the movie. As I understand it, not only did Voldemort kill the Horcrux (and, I guess, could have killed Harry if he’d moronically chosen to not go back) but the fact that Harry chose to die and willingly met him in the forest also protected everybody in the castle–that’s why (in the book) none of the curses stuck on the people fighting against Voldemort. And it didn’t matter that Harry didn’t actually die in the end, the fact that he meant to die was enough.

 +3Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (152 comments)

I always thought that the Invisibility Cloak, a true invisibility cloak (not like, as Papa Lovegood says just a charmed cloak or something) was incredibly rare. But then at some point it mentions Mad Eye has two. So who knows!

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Bradley Cooper Speaking French, Ladies! (36 comments)

This was my exact train of thought.

 +10Posted on May 23rd, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Timberlake And Lady Gaga (57 comments)

I laughed pretty hard at the “What’s My Name” sketch (esp. Chris Kirkpatrick) but this (very good!) episode, esp. the monologue, mostly made me annoyed that JT hasn’t released a CD in almost 5 years.

Also, I love Gaga, but she is so much better when she showcases her voice (a la the Edge of Glory performance) instead of fake-giving birth in an egg.

 +27Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part II Trailer, You Guys (97 comments)

I’m not even ashamed to say that I cried when they showed Ron crying over Fred’s body

thank you! what was I doing wrong?

Exactly. Sarah Palin isn’t to blame for this any more than Marilyn Manson is to blame for Columbine. But hopefully this will serve as a wake-up call that it MIGHT not be the best idea to post a map like this with instructions to “reload.” There’s always some nut job out there who takes you too literally.

ugh, whatever. just pretend there is a .gif expressing my agreement and appreciation for this extremely well-said post.

wow, cool comment! that was supposed to be this:

 +35Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

This may be too Captain Obvious, but the Bounty Hunter. Even my mom couldn’t finish it, and she loves anything that has to do with Jenifer Aniston or cliched romantic comedies.

 +5Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

it’s amazing how many people at my showing had gryffindor scarves (myself included)

 +14Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

don’t remind me :(

 +9Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

I loved it. The only parts I was annoyed about being cut were the Dursely goodbye and Ron & Harry’s talk after Ron destroyed the locket.

 +10Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic (150 comments)

i hope those tweets didn’t BREAK HIS MACBOOK AIR!!!!

 +3Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion (146 comments)

but is there a hand to hold onto?

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion (146 comments)

Bob Saget creeps me out.

/insightful comment.

 +1Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

My friend is getting married the day of the Texas-Oklahoma game next year. Luckily we’re not that close.

 +12Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: @birdiepup (78 comments)

Me too! #dreamscometrue

 +3Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: A Parrot Dances To Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" (35 comments)

That was oddly mesmerizing.

 +9Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Social Network (144 comments)

I have already updated my Facebook status to reflect my feelings on this movie, but I’ll say it again: it was fantastic.

 +25Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Bristol Palin On Dancing With The Stars, Of Course (85 comments)

I love that they introduced her as a “teen advocate.”

But she and the Situation should get along great! At least at one point she was DTF.

 +1Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Back To School" Comedy Show And Party (63 comments)

Gabe, you’re looking rather Situation-esque. Without the grease and the STDs, of course.

 +47Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Emmy Awards (97 comments)

Yeah, I bet they really regret performing in an opening number that was actually funny and well-received :(

 +10Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E10: Take Me Out To The Bowlpork (Cooking Puns!) (33 comments)

This recap was about 92 times more entertaining than the actual episode, so thanks for that, Gabe.

I happen to be going to a Nats game tonight. If only Amanda’s mushy gray tuna was still on the menu!