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 0Posted on Sep 5th, 2013 | re: Brian Kilmeade Hits Baby In Face With Basketball (26 comments)


 +7Posted on Mar 27th, 2012 | re: January Jones Doth Protest Too Much About BEING A WITCH! (31 comments)

Encapsulated Placenta Ballet!

 0Posted on Oct 12th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

“What Would You Do” is my karaoke JAM! Nothing gets the crowd going like a classic jam about prostitutes performed by a guy who ended up on Intervention.
Also, I have never had as much fun doing anything in my life as that chimp did twirling in the jungle.

 +5Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare! (127 comments)


 +2Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Ryan Gosling Gets Mistaken For Ryan Reynolds, Says Ryan Gosling (50 comments)

Well, the poster designers were working with some pretty great faces.

These guys know what you’re talking about

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: A Girl From The Rebecca Black Music Video Gets Her Own Music Video (14 comments)

Best Video With A Message, VMAs 2012!

 +2Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: (Don't) Help Fund Millionaires' Debut Album! (36 comments)

I don’t even want to know why “Skype” is in quotation marks.

 +6Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I know this may not win me any friends, but I would love to see fewer videos of “adorable” children.

I’m more interested in what appears to be the human being wearing Dr. Pepper pants.

 +1Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: The Zookeeper Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

This movie is going to be number 1 at the box office for a million weeks.

Helena Bonham Zing-ter

 +16Posted on May 2nd, 2011 | re: BREAKING FOX NEWS: Obama Bin Laden Dead (40 comments)

This guy knows what you’re talking about

 +3Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: Game Of Thrones Premiere: Open Thread (107 comments)

TV Hat is basically curtains for your face.

 +3Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Sport: Kronum (77 comments)

They release an actual loose seal onto the field if the game goes into overtime.

 +2Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper (56 comments)

Maybe he should learn to drink his coffee through a straw like a normal person?

 +1Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology (90 comments)

Reality TV is alright with me because it brought this into my life:

 +9Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys (63 comments)


 +8Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Shellbomber (56 comments)

One time Shellbomber met John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty.

This actually did happen to me in high school. Except there was less Gwyneth Paltrow in leather pants and more Paula Abdul in a captain’s hat.

 +1Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Glenn Beck for Ask Jeeves, Everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (47 comments)

Did he list MTV as a legitimate news source? Really?

 +5Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: The SEO Rapper (61 comments)

Explaining Twitter to middle-aged ladies is basically impossible. It just makes everyone feel dumber.

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: Brokencyde Lyrics Explained! (49 comments)

FACT: Soulja Boy loves homages.

Pfft! Competitive Sitting is for losers. SYNCHRONIZED Competitive Sitting is where it’s at.