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Pity. 98% of the food Cookie Monster tasted on Top Chef just went out the sides of his mouth and onto the floor.
That lady’s hat marked the Bedazzler’s first and only foray into music video product placement.
Just join us, cause, uh, no one’s gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
The Glass Micromenagerie
I don’t think he’s acting like a broken-down robot from the Awkward Robot Factory. In fact, this is exactly how I think a product of the Awkward Robot Factory would act.
“Shanalin” is a typo. It’s actually “Shaolin”, and the movie will be directed by GZA.
Miley Cyrus ain’t nothin to fuck with.
Now when I yell at people in a hospital, I can just say I was practicing for the Shirley Maclaine-in-Terms-of-Endearment level of Yoostar.
“Sock it to me!” -Everyone, all the time this decade
Let’s do this, you guys:
Christina Before Childprotectiveservices.
Make that 4.
Austin-area monsters should just get it over with and fuck (eat pizza) already.
Coming up with a good MLIT is the hardest thing I’ve had to do in 100 years.
This Chanukah, help out the man you married by calling the doctor your mother says you should have married.
I don’t get it. Where’s the salvia?
As graceful as a giraffe on rollerskates. A giraffe with herpes on rollerskates.
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give for your comment.
BREAKING: Jason Schwartzman has signed on to do the adaptation of SuDoku.
I’m in for some pocket lint and XXA-sized* condom.
It’s the tagline for the Capital One credit card commercials. Truth be told, I didn’t think the comment was that great either.
the Greendale Human Being needs to get his life together.
Watson YOUR Wallet?
I hope he doesn’t take me to see Couples Retreat. I’ve already seen it.
I’m waiting for their product designed to tone your jaw muscles.