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 +27Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me (55 comments)

Pity. 98% of the food Cookie Monster tasted on Top Chef just went out the sides of his mouth and onto the floor.

 +5Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: So Don Cheadle Thinks He Can Dance!? (33 comments)

That lady’s hat marked the Bedazzler’s first and only foray into music video product placement.

 +2Posted on Dec 18th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

Just join us, cause, uh, no one’s gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

 +4Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 29: Work Movies & Memorable Work Quotes (288 comments)

The Glass Micromenagerie

 +2Posted on Jun 12th, 2010 | re: Dear South Carolina, What On Earth? (89 comments)

I don’t think he’s acting like a broken-down robot from the Awkward Robot Factory. In fact, this is exactly how I think a product of the Awkward Robot Factory would act.

 +16Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

“Shanalin” is a typo. It’s actually “Shaolin”, and the movie will be directed by GZA.

 +32Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party (65 comments)

Miley Cyrus ain’t nothin to fuck with.

 +7Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: That's Your Videogame: Yoostar (28 comments)

Now when I yell at people in a hospital, I can just say I was practicing for the Shirley Maclaine-in-Terms-of-Endearment level of Yoostar.

 +27Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

“Sock it to me!” -Everyone, all the time this decade

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

Let’s do this, you guys:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?invites&eid=189025778167

 +33Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: David After Dentist, Behold Your Legacy! (55 comments)

Christina Before Childprotectiveservices.

 +1Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

Homeslice. Doy.

 +9Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

Make that 4.
Austin-area monsters should just get it over with and fuck (eat pizza) already.

 +28Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: My Life Is Twilight! (98 comments)

Coming up with a good MLIT is the hardest thing I’ve had to do in 100 years.

 +51Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: What To Get For The Jew Who Has Everything/Cancer (33 comments)

This Chanukah, help out the man you married by calling the doctor your mother says you should have married.

 +8Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: World's Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level (27 comments)

I don’t get it. Where’s the salvia?

 +6Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest (30 comments)

As graceful as a giraffe on rollerskates. A giraffe with herpes on rollerskates.

 +9Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago (64 comments)

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give for your comment.

 +26Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason (55 comments)

BREAKING: Jason Schwartzman has signed on to do the adaptation of SuDoku.

 +6Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Let's All Pitch In And Buy The Rights To Terminator, You Guys! (44 comments)

I’m in for some pocket lint and XXA-sized* condom.

*extra-extra average

 +3Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (86 comments)

It’s the tagline for the Capital One credit card commercials. Truth be told, I didn’t think the comment was that great either.

 +7Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares (42 comments)

the Greendale Human Being needs to get his life together.

 +118Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes? (169 comments)

Watson YOUR Wallet?

 +20Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Bangs's "Take U To Da Movies" (38 comments)

I hope he doesn’t take me to see Couples Retreat. I’ve already seen it.

 +16Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Shake Weight, Now For Men (71 comments)

I’m waiting for their product designed to tone your jaw muscles.