I’ve never actually been to this site/blog before. I dropped by to see the Hugh Laurie audition tape, and caught sight of the worst movie of all time thingy. Then I was curious because I actually liked Benjamin Button (I’m a Fincher fan – not counting Alien 3 of course) so I came to have a look. I will admit, as much as I liked BB, I was WAY more entertained by the comments above! ALL YOU JOKERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!! I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. It started with the man sized baby killing cars, and by the time I got to the kid throwing the cat in the pool, I was laughing so hard I was crying and snot was coming out of my nose! No fooling! You guys SLAY ME! Oh, and the guy who hates Disclosure. Demi was HOT in that movie. It can’t be the worst movie of all time if the director is talented enough to make Demi Moore look hot. If so, St. Elmo’s Fire would have to be nominated. Oh, wait a minute…I take it all back. I just realized I was accidentally defending St. Emilio’s Burn. Forget I said anything. And here’s another question. Wouldn’t you RATHER pretend Chris Columbus stopped making films BEFORE Mrs. Doubtfire? You can’t suggest BB was cloying and then try to say that Doubtfire was NOT? I mean, how do you take a movie with ROBIN WILLIAMS IN DRAG no less, and have it go SOOO VERY WRONG? You have made me think though. Because one of the reason’s I was going to defend Benjamin Button is because it just LOOKS so good. It’s really pretty. But then somebody went and mentioned Marie Antoinette. Which is one of the prettiest films I’ve ever seen. And certainly one of the worst. Man, those cakes and puppies were beautifully filmed. But that piece of treacle was like trying to eat the puppies and pet the cakes on the head. It was just all wrong! And I’m right there with you on More Faster and More Furiouser too. That was a bad bad movie. Now, I haven’t seen Prime Gig. But all you have to say is VInce Vaughn and you make my worse movie list. Or worse actor list. Or worse dresser list. Or worse whatever list, I don’t discriminate when it comes to VV. Oh, and can we just ban the guy who compared Benjamin Button to Forest Gump? Not for the comparison, he was actually pretty right on with that. That how I was describing BB after I saw it. But how can you not like Forest Gump? I wish it had come out any year except 1994, so it didn’t beat out Shawshank Redemption for all those Oscars. But other than that… And for the guy who mentioned I Am Legend, Hancock was AT LEAST as bad. At least… But I don’t think this place would be complete without a mention of “The Box.” I mean, how do you take a story written by Richard Matheson, one of the great Sci-Fi/Suspence/Mystery writers, and turn it into this piece of poop? OK, there’s this button. Hey there, I just noticed the irony. Another movie about buttons on this list. And while this one is actually about half as long, it seemed like it was about FOUR TIMES LONGER to me! It gave away everything after about the first fifteen minutes, then the rest of the movie was one big anticlimax. And what was the thing about her foot? What did that have to do with anything? And the big hole in the guy’s face. Did we really need THAT to know that some alien had snatched his body? Wasn’t it obvious enough to everybody? I kept hoping it would be scary, or surprising. At least interesting. Nope. Then I started wishing that the button would just blow something up. At least it would be SOMETHING! But nope. The guy picks up the box and gives it to some other couple. And I’m a guy. I would be REALLY offended if I was female. Because the movie certainly suggested that it’s the weaker sex that’s to blame for our civilization’s downfall. The best part of the movie was watching Cameron Diaz get shot. Man that woman annoys me! Still, that’s the button movie that I would nominate! Anyway, thanks again everybody. Your comments have given me the best laugh I’ve had in a long time.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I’ve never actually been to this site/blog before. I dropped by to see the Hugh Laurie audition tape, and caught sight of the worst movie of all time thingy. Then I was curious because I actually liked Benjamin Button (I’m a Fincher fan – not counting Alien 3 of course) so I came to have a look. I will admit, as much as I liked BB, I was WAY more entertained by the comments above! ALL YOU JOKERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!! I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. It started with the man sized baby killing cars, and by the time I got to the kid throwing the cat in the pool, I was laughing so hard I was crying and snot was coming out of my nose! No fooling! You guys SLAY ME! Oh, and the guy who hates Disclosure. Demi was HOT in that movie. It can’t be the worst movie of all time if the director is talented enough to make Demi Moore look hot. If so, St. Elmo’s Fire would have to be nominated. Oh, wait a minute…I take it all back. I just realized I was accidentally defending St. Emilio’s Burn. Forget I said anything. And here’s another question. Wouldn’t you RATHER pretend Chris Columbus stopped making films BEFORE Mrs. Doubtfire? You can’t suggest BB was cloying and then try to say that Doubtfire was NOT? I mean, how do you take a movie with ROBIN WILLIAMS IN DRAG no less, and have it go SOOO VERY WRONG? You have made me think though. Because one of the reason’s I was going to defend Benjamin Button is because it just LOOKS so good. It’s really pretty. But then somebody went and mentioned Marie Antoinette. Which is one of the prettiest films I’ve ever seen. And certainly one of the worst. Man, those cakes and puppies were beautifully filmed. But that piece of treacle was like trying to eat the puppies and pet the cakes on the head. It was just all wrong! And I’m right there with you on More Faster and More Furiouser too. That was a bad bad movie. Now, I haven’t seen Prime Gig. But all you have to say is VInce Vaughn and you make my worse movie list. Or worse actor list. Or worse dresser list. Or worse whatever list, I don’t discriminate when it comes to VV. Oh, and can we just ban the guy who compared Benjamin Button to Forest Gump? Not for the comparison, he was actually pretty right on with that. That how I was describing BB after I saw it. But how can you not like Forest Gump? I wish it had come out any year except 1994, so it didn’t beat out Shawshank Redemption for all those Oscars. But other than that… And for the guy who mentioned I Am Legend, Hancock was AT LEAST as bad. At least… But I don’t think this place would be complete without a mention of “The Box.” I mean, how do you take a story written by Richard Matheson, one of the great Sci-Fi/Suspence/Mystery writers, and turn it into this piece of poop? OK, there’s this button. Hey there, I just noticed the irony. Another movie about buttons on this list. And while this one is actually about half as long, it seemed like it was about FOUR TIMES LONGER to me! It gave away everything after about the first fifteen minutes, then the rest of the movie was one big anticlimax. And what was the thing about her foot? What did that have to do with anything? And the big hole in the guy’s face. Did we really need THAT to know that some alien had snatched his body? Wasn’t it obvious enough to everybody? I kept hoping it would be scary, or surprising. At least interesting. Nope. Then I started wishing that the button would just blow something up. At least it would be SOMETHING! But nope. The guy picks up the box and gives it to some other couple. And I’m a guy. I would be REALLY offended if I was female. Because the movie certainly suggested that it’s the weaker sex that’s to blame for our civilization’s downfall. The best part of the movie was watching Cameron Diaz get shot. Man that woman annoys me! Still, that’s the button movie that I would nominate! Anyway, thanks again everybody. Your comments have given me the best laugh I’ve had in a long time.