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“What am I doing right now? Uh…..mercury poison. Just bad, bad mercury poison…gotta run!”.

 +9Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: This Cat Is A Jerk And What It's Doing Does Not Count As "Boxing" (32 comments)

Catsius Clay.

 +4Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti (94 comments)

“Could someone grab me a yogurt?” – Celebrity Me.

 +25Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: Win A Copy Of Sterling's Gold: Wit And Wisdom Of An Ad Man! (141 comments)

Maybe A Nap?: An Ambivalence Story

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion (146 comments)

Ashley: I’m the one with a full fur coat.
Mary Kate: I’m the one with a half fur coat.
Bob Sagat: I’m the one that wants to kill myself.
(A beat)
Ashley, Mary Kate, Bob Sagat: We’re all that one.

 +4Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Antoine Dogson (148 comments)

“What WERE we thinking?” – The internet

 +2Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Marching Band Covers The Antoine Dodson "Bed Intruder Song" (46 comments)

The face the clarinetist makes at the 3:23 mark is the exact same face I made throughout the entire marching band cover video, song remix, and original news report.

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

“For the love of God, someone melt me before I have to suffer this indignity any further.”

 +78Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Robert Pattinson Pillow (112 comments)

“They made my neck extra long so it would be easier to hang myself.” – Robert Pattinson Pillow

 +23Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Robert Pattinson Pillow (112 comments)

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 +5Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: What Exactly Was The Alec Baldwin Misunderstanding? (39 comments)

“I don’t want. Your yikes.” – James Van Der Beek (Varsity Blues)

 +7Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Two Situations (82 comments)

“Thank god I’m not you.” – The Situation
“Thank god I’m not you.” – The Fat Situation
“JINX!” – The Situation
“JINX!” – The Fat Situation

 +40Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Madea's Big Happy Family Live! (78 comments)

Ernest Writes a Minstrel Show

Immediately after the picture was taken, the group decided to use their new found wealth and fame for good, collectively pooling together money to donate to Haiti. Evan Rachel Wood’s phone was used to text in the charity donations. There was a typo, and while no money was sent to the Red Cross, Evan Rachel Wood now has 33 Crazy Frog ringtones.

Where da white women at? Oh, right. Everywhere