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Catsius Clay.
“Could someone grab me a yogurt?” – Celebrity Me.
Maybe A Nap?: An Ambivalence Story
Ashley: I’m the one with a full fur coat.
Mary Kate: I’m the one with a half fur coat.
Bob Sagat: I’m the one that wants to kill myself.
(A beat)
Ashley, Mary Kate, Bob Sagat: We’re all that one.
“What WERE we thinking?” – The internet
The face the clarinetist makes at the 3:23 mark is the exact same face I made throughout the entire marching band cover video, song remix, and original news report.
“For the love of God, someone melt me before I have to suffer this indignity any further.”
“They made my neck extra long so it would be easier to hang myself.” – Robert Pattinson Pillow
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“I don’t want. Your yikes.” – James Van Der Beek (Varsity Blues)
“Thank god I’m not you.” – The Situation
“Thank god I’m not you.” – The Fat Situation
“JINX!” – The Situation
“JINX!” – The Fat Situation
Ernest Writes a Minstrel Show
Immediately after the picture was taken, the group decided to use their new found wealth and fame for good, collectively pooling together money to donate to Haiti. Evan Rachel Wood’s phone was used to text in the charity donations. There was a typo, and while no money was sent to the Red Cross, Evan Rachel Wood now has 33 Crazy Frog ringtones.
Where da white women at? Oh, right. Everywhere





















Piven
(on phone)
“What am I doing right now? Uh…..mercury poison. Just bad, bad mercury poison…gotta run!”.