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 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Operation Kevin Smith Drop, Phase 2 (45 comments)

“Cop Out” in theatres this Friday, February 19

 +4Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (205 comments)

But sometimes the Hmong character teaches the jaded old (white) cynic a valuable life lesson on a magical journey that we all enjoy!:

I rest my case.

 +15Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten (101 comments)

Sorry, but The Forgotten came out in 2004 and Jumper in 2008. No one got ‘Jumpered’ in The Forgotten, everyone in Jumper just got ‘Forgottened’. Give credit where it’s due.

Sincerely,
Tenured Professor in ScienceFictionMovies/Teleportation/Calendars

 +1Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: After Last Season Leaves Audiences With More Questions Than Answers (19 comments)

how can you find out where it’ll be showing next???

 +4Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Dad Yells At Son For Crying On His Webcam: The Best Keyboard Cat So Far (61 comments)

i almost cried laughing at this. i did pee myself laughing at this.

 +3Posted on May 1st, 2009 | re: Everything That Is Going To Be Wrong With Transformers 2 In One Moment (43 comments)

It’s a movie about giant robots destroying shit. Of course its gonna be terrible, Duh 101: summer sessions.

Just enjoy it for what it is, which is an impressive qualitative testament to computer generated visual effects. Jeez.

 +3Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: Damon Weaver Is Back With A Question For Barack (23 comments)

this is why we need to help out here first.

 +6Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 | re: The Economic Crisis Forces Nicolas Cage To Act Like An Asshole (19 comments)

I’m a little hesitant to call such quick outrage on this one. First of all, of course he owns castles, he bought them with all the moneys WE THE AMERICAN MOVIE-GOING PEOPLE gave him for doing jack shit on film. What else you do when it keeps roooooolllllinnng in(Knowing, $24.8, opening weekend)???
Secondly, he probably actually is feeling the effects of the recession (oh no, now I only have 4 butlers) and it made sense to sell a huge ass castle he owns that he doesn’t even go to anymore so he did. And I’d be willing to bet the tabloids over in Germany would love to do few things more than to report on Ole Nicky Cage having to give up that awesome castle that used to be theirs. Then some dude at the NYT caught wind of it through his Nicolas Cage RSS feed and mistakenly thought anyone gave a damn.
But still, fuck you, Nicolas Cage.

 +4Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 | re: They Have Assholes On TV In New Zealand, Too (29 comments)

i can’t help it but i did kinda laugh at him a couple of times. honestly though…..lady with a mustache.

ps- i’m also a third grade boy and an asshole.

 +1Posted on Mar 21st, 2009 | re: Friday Fight: Is Kristen Stewart A Bitch? (68 comments)

Yeah, that really is Eugene Levy’s son. Check wikipedia, it’s where all the scientists keep their knowledge-facts.

Also, I dunno what ))<>(( means either so any clarification would be appreciated.