I knew I was in trouble at the very beginning, when Riley is running through the rain. Apparently he gets the vampire bite of doom on his hand and falls to his knees soundlessly screaming. I honestly thought it was a papercut. Like maybe a big papercut, but nothing you couldn’t put a bandaid on. I couldn’t stop laughing.

It was definitely more funny bad than sucky bad, but I went with friends who didn’t take it seriously and laughed with me,