If you could hear their thoughts they are thinking about flying a miniature cat plane into the IRS to stop the socialist takeover.

There’s another much worse promo for Jay posted over at Gawker with the same music but featuring Leno driving one of his insanely expensive sports cars with a smug look on his face.

I didn’t recognize Corn Mo with dark hair and a beard. He had blonde hair and mutton chops when I saw him live.

Gwyneth Paltrow better watch out. Now Gabe’s stalking Polanski.

This is Corey Feldman’s audition to do the voice of Batman, ‘cuz Christian Bale hurt his vocal cords last time.