Psycho Vampires
The Trouble with Vampires
Vamp by Vampires

Sext M for MILF.

Way to bury the lede! Are people saying FURNI now?

Anyone got potato skins bar gifs?

I’m not sure how many people read the NYer article about the cult that is IKEA’s corporate headquarters, but holy shit this episode rang way too true. Anyone who’s schlepped to Red Hook on a Saturday knows what I’m talking about.

How come no one is talking about Delocated? Bone Phones!

They’ve been hinting at her attraction for a while, but I don’t believe they’ve had the two characters even have a conversation. That’s writing 101 — create plausibility before raising the stakes.

We all know Jim would never cheat on Pam, so all we can expect is some sort of fucking Three’s Company-level misunderstanding shit … oh got just give Dwight the fucking farm show and shut it all down already.

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