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 +2Posted on May 8th | re: John Travolta Rests His Case (25 comments)

GREASE. Duh.

 +3Posted on Apr 19th | re: How To Look Like A Puppy: A Makeup Tutorial For Us (19 comments)

I eagerly anticipate Part 2: Pooping on the Curb.

 +7Posted on Apr 10th | re: Videogum Birthday Party! Tonight! (21 comments)

Sup pogs, I’m going! Will be literally lurking around instead of just in the comments. Like this guy, I also have a surprise, except my surprise is that I’m a lady.

Proposed script revision: hip teens and tweens played by 30-year-olds use the Ouija board to ask ghosts why commenting is closed on the Amber Tamblyn prank post, because inquiring minds want to inquire that.

If they edited Harry Potter with a Ouija board scenes into The Woman in Black and released it as this movie, I would go see it opening weekend.

 +5Posted on Mar 2nd | re: Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop (52 comments)

Very confusing news. I thought Obama’s position on Omar was still “evolving.”

 +5Posted on Feb 3rd | re: 42 Saint Bernards (34 comments)

Most people didn’t think Animal Planet could pull off a sequel to the Thomas Crown Affair, and still fewer suspected it would trump the original.

 +3Posted on Jan 17th | re: "Donkey Punch" Is OUR Generation's "Self Potato" (48 comments)

Yeah, and he realized how ridiculous it was, too — look on his face was priceless. I yelled “kangaroo punch” at the TV, not because that is a thing, but don’t kangaroos box? And do people really punch rabbits in the neck? So much googling to do.

 +7Posted on Jan 17th | re: "Donkey Punch" Is OUR Generation's "Self Potato" (48 comments)

I can’t thumbs up this conversation hard enough. And thanks for keeping my diet on-track with the mental image of Hot Pockets Lasagna. “No thanks” – Garfield.

 0Posted on Jan 9th | re: Saturday Night Live: Charles Barkley And Kelly Clarkson (25 comments)

 +2Posted on Jan 9th | re: Saturday Night Live: Charles Barkley And Kelly Clarkson (25 comments)

Oh man, what a great ad. But the costume’s like an old famous painting. Personally, I think no one does it better than the guy from Peter Pan’s Home Page!

 +1Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: What Are Your Favorite Holiday TV Specials? (74 comments)

Yes! But so sad. Also like The Christmas Toy, with Rugby Tiger and Mew, who was just a cat toy. Henson Christmas specials are amazingly depressing!

 +4Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: American Psycho Is FINALLY Getting The Remake It Deserves (35 comments)

FEED ME A STRAY LOLCAT

 +2Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Axel Foley's Son In The Beverly Hills Cop TV Show? (38 comments)

Annyong.

 +1Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Hey Ladies, Are You Ready For Another Pride & Prejudice Movie?! (47 comments)

Sigh. I will go see this, thus ending my streak of Never Giving Nora Ephron My Money.

 +7Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Hey, Kanye West, You're Occupying Wall Street Wrong! (106 comments)

Thumbs-upping your comments takes up so much of my workday.

 +1Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Hey, Kanye West, You're Occupying Wall Street Wrong! (106 comments)

I was there this weekend and despite a bunch of “End the Fed” signs, it seemed like an okay bunch. But … apparently they’re also hosting an anti-war march soon to advocate, among other things, an end to all aid to Israel, and that’s where I start backing away slowly and refusing to make eye contact with any of the OWSers. Not my scene.

 +11Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Ben Stiller And Foster The People (26 comments)

Aw, shucks. I loved how the lead singer did a super joyous hipster dance but kept a totally straight face the entire time. ALSO, I believe the maracas player was doing Robot Maracas. As SNL musical performances go, theirs was very successful!

 +3Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don't Buy A Drive Jacket (36 comments)

I respectfully disagree. I’m gonna get the jacket, lock it up in the vault, and ten years later start wearing it, and everyone will be super impressed, and that’s just how it’s gonna be, dudes.

 +1Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Conan O'Brien Stopped By Jimmy Fallon Last Night (3 comments)

Here’s a little something for all the ladies.

 +4Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Let's Give Anne Hathaway A More Interesting Catwoman Costume (35 comments)

“My party hats are bigger. Consider underwire.”

 +11Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Let's Give Anne Hathaway A More Interesting Catwoman Costume (35 comments)

My work computer sucks, rendering me literally unable to paste Anne Hathaway’s head on top of that kitty who plays the keyboards, but just imagine it amongst yourselves. Meow.

 +5Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Let's Name Snoop Dogg's Sitcom! (67 comments)

Obviously, I meant to type “Pound Puppie$,” with special guest star Raven-Symoné.

 +1Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Let's Name Snoop Dogg's Sitcom! (67 comments)

Pound Puppies

 +8Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Let's Name Snoop Dogg's Sitcom! (67 comments)

Not enough dollar signs. Try “Tha Dogg Hou$e” a la Ke$ha.

 +1Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: Bodie In A FedEx Commercial (42 comments)

I was gonna be all, “c’mon guys, Bodie’s ALWAYS on TV, he’s doing fiiine.” But then I checked IMDB and actually it’s just that he’s been on The Good Wife twice this season, in different roles.

(The Good Wife maybe has The Wire’s casting director, or else its producers just really like that show, because they hire like exclusively from The Wire … Kima, Carver, Chris Partlow (who plays a pastor!), Nick AND his uncle … let’s all watch and then maybe, um, Christine Baranski GIFs?)