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 +1Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Food Court Marriage Proposal (92 comments)

Corn Dogs Plus OR MINUS! FOR HIM! IN THIS BAD SITUATION! (Does anybody else have those?)

 +6Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Grumpy Old Wisemen
The Thin Red and Green Line
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kwanzaa

 +8Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: Birdemic Trailer Even More Birdemic-y (45 comments)

“ONE MILLION DOLLARS.”

 +1Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: Stretching Is Key (22 comments)

Well now I feel better for being turned on by “Murder, She Wrote” as a kid.

 +33Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: This Insane Clown Posse Movie Is Real, My Ninjas (63 comments)

How does that bartender not recognize the guy who ALWAYS wears clown makeup?

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Colby Is Back! And He Owns A Restaurant? (49 comments)

WHAT. I’m familiar with Colby (DUH) but since when has he been a Computer For the Lord? Did I miss something in Colby Ep. 0101??

 +1Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Kids Grind Out To Metal In Their Car Seats The Darndest Things (22 comments)

For some reason I was 100% fine with the baby doing the Stanky Leg on a table, but this just seems wrong. Am I racist or are hip-hop parents > metal head parents??

 +2Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Fan-Made, Feature-Length Legend Of Zelda Movie (37 comments)

SciFi Channel Original Movie, 1998.

 +16Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Defining The The Sorcerer's Apprentice Debate (62 comments)

Where are the brooms? I liked the brooms… :(

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Roman Polanski Is A Flight Risk (18 comments)

More like, Max Records is a BITE risk! ZING!!

 +4Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Yes, Monsters, The Footage Of Conan O'Brien Falling And Hitting His Head (29 comments)

Well I was about to go see my local middle school’s adorable rendition of LSoH, but I guess I CAN’T NOW THANKS A LOT YOU GUYYYZ! First Orphan, now this? It’s like a spoiler factory in here, and I don’t mean the things on cars but that would be Spike TV “Very Masculine.”

He lives in a house where everything is 1991. I can’t wait until he discovers Kris Kross and the Super Nintendo.

 +9Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Is Glenn Beck Bad For America? (27 comments)

To be fair, Time isn’t saying Glenn Beck is slowly destroying the very foundation this country stands upon. They’re just asking: “What if he is?” And does he have a house full of Honduran sex slaves in his basement? He probably doesn’t! But somebody has to ask the tough questions.

 +19Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: TGIF, Right, You Guys? (35 comments)

I wore my balloon shorts to work today. My boss was mad until I showed her this dance. Now every Friday is balloon shorts Friday.

 +12Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Pro-Tip: Newscasters, Use Your "Fucks" Wisely (44 comments)

The unemployed heroes line just got a little more Ernie Anastos.

 +2Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Housewarming (19 comments)

“If you can’t have the revolution, you might as well have a great breakfast.”

I’ve been thinking this one over. It’s really a pretty sad philosophy, although taken out of context, and having not seen the rest of the show, I have no idea if it references something else. But it’s sad nonetheless. I guess if this is in the early eighties, they’re old enough to be young hippies who didn’t get their big cultural revolution and are now stuck in the suburban household they fought so desperately against (the “great breakfast”). It’s sad, when you realize, unlike other generations, they’re forced by society into their own hell. Terrifying. Yet it’s a hell they created themselves. It’s punishment for speaking out against the system. A sad and awful, self-created hell.
:(

 +16Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened (66 comments)

Little Prince is your boyfriend. You do drugs in a tiny unstable house on the horizon.

 +8Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane (85 comments)

He should write the new Anne Frank movie. Oscars all around.

 +7Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Twilight Barbies Are A Useful Reminder That Twilight Is For Children (49 comments)

Vampire Barbies? That’s horrifying. Definitely not appropriate for my teenage son.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: Fred Armisen's Intervention Intervention (22 comments)

Oooohhhh! I remember Prison Prison Break. The best. Very good.

 +22Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mr. Fox Looks (Wait For It) Fantastic (46 comments)

Ronald Dalhhlad who? Don’t you mean Stephenie Meyer, acclaimed voice of the youth?? I only read vampire books. Not this talking animal garbage. Only good things. Like vampires. I’m 14. Vampires.

 +8Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: Blade's Edge: The Gabe And Max Story (43 comments)

I liked the part with the penguins.

Sinbad is back??

 +3Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Lindsay, thank you for not jumping the shark. You > The Internet.

I nominate “Stranger Danger” ten times. That’s like a movie right? I think it’s hard sci-fi.