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 0Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 | re: Leighton Meester Sex Tape Gossip Girl Blast (38 comments)

Oh…

 +1Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 | re: Leighton Meester Sex Tape Gossip Girl Blast (38 comments)

WHAT?

 +2Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 | re: Leighton Meester Sex Tape Gossip Girl Blast (38 comments)

What?

 +1Posted on Jun 12th, 2009 | re: The Bruno Moral Quandary (116 comments)

On another note, you have the best profile image.

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: John Voight Is Crazy. (33 comments)

If ‘we alone were liberators of the whole world’ why are North Korea, Myanmar, China & way too many countries in the Middle East & Africa under the rule of oppressive & totalitarian regimes? Oh & remember those murderous dictators we’ve helped to power all over the world?

Takes us back to the old days, Jon!

 +3Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Jessica Alba Lives Every Week Like It's Shark Week (28 comments)

I’m pretty sure Lou was referring to the outfit in the TMZ photos. That shit lame.

 +3Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: Jimmy Fallon Interviewed "Zack Morris" Last Night (48 comments)

Me, too! I get in an hour every morning with my cup of coffee.

 +1Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Penis Enlargement System: The Pro-Extender (33 comments)

This gave me a boner.

 +1Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: Tiny Alien Found In Pakistan Is Probably Barbie (14 comments)

Or Montauk Monster.

Global warming.

 +6Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Janeane Garofalo Ambushes Bill O'Reilly's Ambusher (68 comments)

You have truly fooled yourself. How convenient that the spending line is drawn now when we have an actual threat to spend against & not one composed of lies & half-truths.

 +16Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Janeane Garofalo Ambushes Bill O'Reilly's Ambusher (68 comments)

In all fairness it is an amazing stretch to say SOME IF NOT MOST of these people protested Bush’s spending. They were not protesting because we were spending money to save our [God's] country from heathen brown people with imaginary nuclear weapons. That’s the kind of spending red-blooded, square-jawed, Jesus-humping American can stand behind.

Not this spending to save the economy from collapsing. That’s socialism, which Jesus said was a sin.

 +5Posted on May 1st, 2009 | re: Somebody Worked Really Hard On This, Unfortunately (20 comments)

Sounds like a Girl Talk song. But bad.

 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 | re: Holy Shit, Tiptoes! (45 comments)

YES YES YES!

You dumb.

 +6Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 | re: Moon, We Have A Problem (47 comments)

What the hell are you guys talking about? We were referring to things as ‘the tits’ back in high school – ten years ago.

Anywho, I already saw this movie. The Flaming Lips made it & it’s called Christmas on Mars.

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 | re: Costume Shop Lady Hijacks Local News Interview (MUST WATCH) (32 comments)

Is that Sam Waterston interviewing her?

 +2Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 | re: Michael Showalter And Michael Ian Black's Billy Bob Thornton Parody (10 comments)

Cradling him in my arms right now.

 +1Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 | re: If Eminem Loves Detroit So Much, Why Doesn't He Marry It (12 comments)

Is he running for mayor?

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2009 | re: Happy Birthday, Dixie Normous! (12 comments)

& awful grammar & punctuation.

 +2Posted on Mar 17th, 2009 | re: Away We Go Looks Like One Of *Those* Movies (48 comments)

Yes, but who is MOST jaded?

 0Posted on Mar 16th, 2009 | re: Friday Fight: Who Won: Jim Cramer Or Jon Stewart? (44 comments)

You guys just think Stewart’s a bully because you’re used to a national media of pussies. THIS is what our newsmen are supposed to be like.

 +1Posted on Feb 12th, 2009 | re: Top Chef: The Last Supper, Kind Of, Not Really (24 comments)

TALKING HEADS!

 0Posted on Feb 6th, 2009 | re: Breaking Upwards Is Going To Be Gabe's Favorite Movie Ever (31 comments)

Am I crazy or does it sound like the couple in the movie are singing the song that pops up as the trailer fades? I sincerely hope it’s them.

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 | re: SNL: Just The Funny Parts (And Fleet Foxes) (35 comments)

Worth it, indeed.