I always thought the judge looked like Strom Thurmond in his later years.

Not to get all muppetgum, but there’s already a Muppet with AIDS on the South African version of Sesame Street:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kami_%28Takalani_Sesame_character%29

I share a great aunt with Zooey, and she was the one who broke the news to me of Zooey’s engagement to “some musician. Who’s in a band called Cute-something? Something Cute? I don’t know, your cousin had heard of it?”

A baby girl? The Internets (which are never wrong) say he has seven to 10 children. Hope they’ve budgeted for a math tutor.

The downvotes? Really? Bert has a history of terror, is all I’m saying.

Saw that show, too, during my honeymoon (Does it make it better or worse that we got super-discounted tickets after we sat through a three-hour time share presentation? Oh, right. Worse.) I thought he was AWFUL (when I close my eyes, I can still see the Michael Jackson impersonation he did where the super-strong fan blew his shirt open, exposing his steroid-hardened abs). My husband, however, Lots Of Love’d several times during the performance; I began contemplating an annulment.