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 +19Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (201 comments)

I always thought the judge looked like Strom Thurmond in his later years.

 +11Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Can You Tell Me How To Get AIDS To Sesame Street: Nigeria (60 comments)

Not to get all muppetgum, but there’s already a Muppet with AIDS on the South African version of Sesame Street:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kami_%28Takalani_Sesame_character%29

 +22Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: Joe Mande And Scott Lapatine Interview Ben Gibbard At SXSW (43 comments)

I share a great aunt with Zooey, and she was the one who broke the news to me of Zooey’s engagement to “some musician. Who’s in a band called Cute-something? Something Cute? I don’t know, your cousin had heard of it?”

 +2Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: Wait, Is Fantastic Mr. Fox The Best Movie Of 2009? (73 comments)

I am torn. I want to see this movie, but I also thought we were throwing it in jail … http://videogum.com/archives/trailer/fantastic_mr_fox_continues_to_093071.html

 +7Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: There's No Way Flavor Flav's New Reality Show Could Be An Awful Idea! (40 comments)

A baby girl? The Internets (which are never wrong) say he has seven to 10 children. Hope they’ve budgeted for a math tutor.

 +5Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Good Morning, More Nightmares, Sir? (15 comments)

The downvotes? Really? Bert has a history of terror, is all I’m saying.

 -4Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Good Morning, More Nightmares, Sir? (15 comments)

 +7Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Roman Polanski Open Kitten Thread (138 comments)

 +5Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Roman Polanski Open Kitten Thread (138 comments)

 +7Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: America Needs To Stop With This Carrot Top Bashing (24 comments)

Saw that show, too, during my honeymoon (Does it make it better or worse that we got super-discounted tickets after we sat through a three-hour time share presentation? Oh, right. Worse.) I thought he was AWFUL (when I close my eyes, I can still see the Michael Jackson impersonation he did where the super-strong fan blew his shirt open, exposing his steroid-hardened abs). My husband, however, Lots Of Love’d several times during the performance; I began contemplating an annulment.

 +22Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: How Is It That Every Cat On The Internet Is Cute? (48 comments)

Gabe, are you trying to say cats *don’t* have attitudes? Because if so, hoo boy, do I have the comic strip for you.

 +5Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: T-Mobile Is For Assholes (34 comments)

I don’t know which I love you more for, your avatar or your Target Women reference.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Confide's "Such Great Heights" (140 comments)

Hmmm … that was supposed to be in reply to HowManyWhales. Dunno how it ended up down here.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Confide's "Such Great Heights" (140 comments)

Ha–I was just about to post a link to Attack Attack, too. I don’t know which version of the video you posted because my workplace blocks MySpace (sigh), but the one with the farmhouse and the blonde who has her hands over her ears and looks pained for a goodly portion of the video is far superior to the remake (although, holy shit, the glo sticks at the end of the new version are hilarious). Attack Attack has even spawned its own genre: crabcore.

More (including the old video and a link to the revamped one) here: http://is.gd/1B14P

These guys are from my hometown, Columbus, Ohio (well, sort of: they’re from the ‘burbs), and apparently dropped out of high school to do this band thing full-time.

I would write more, but the weeping is making it difficult to type.

 +5Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 | re: The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review (95 comments)

I think your comment would carry more weight if it didn’t have a grammatical error itself. And also if the “errors” weren’t intentional writing flourishes.

 +8Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

U R 2 Good 2 Be 4Gotten. (Sorry, that was the standard yearbook inscription at my school, along with “I never really knew you that well, but you seemed really nice” [Am I the only one who got that one?].) Anyway, your daily doses of humor (and of super-cute animals) will be sorely missed ’round these parts, but I’m really excited to see what you do next–I have a feeling it will be unbelievably awesome.

 +1Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Homer Simpson Want You To Go To There (25 comments)

My friends bought a TomTom GPS so that they could have Mr. T provide them with directions wherever they went. Looks like you can also get Burt Reynolds, Dennis Hopper, Gary Busey … There’s a list of voices here: http://www.navtones.com/magento/products/tomtom

 +3Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Nice Try, Michael Bay (38 comments)

I live in the land of Ohio State University, and have had the unfortunate experience of seeing a trailer hitch covered by a mini Brutus Buckeye with those Truck Nutz hanging underneath so as to appear that the testicles belonged to him. :(