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 +11Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

Long weekend! Everyone get down!

 +14Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

Hopefully he’ll be lucky enough to have Ashton Kutcher play him in a movie someday.

Shrimp on the barbie?

 +6Posted on May 23rd | re: A Helpful Summertime Tutorial (17 comments)

Tram-amp-paleen!

Newman: The Movie

 +6Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

She would like Cersei.

 +7Posted on May 17th | re: An Old Man Shows You How To Do Something (20 comments)

I can’t believe he didn’t wear protective glasses! The whole time I thought “Here it comes, he’s gonna shoot his eye right outta his head.” I was so thankful he was able to successfully pull it off.

 +5Posted on May 17th | re: Upfronts Week Continues, Still! (37 comments)

YES! More people should be watching Southland!

 +2Posted on May 17th | re: Liam Neeson In Taken 2 (44 comments)

Taken 2 (Aspirin, after watching this movie)

 +1Posted on May 17th | re: Liam Neeson In Taken 2 (44 comments)

Shakin’ n’ Bakin’

 +13Posted on May 16th | re: Hey, You Guys Like Punk Music? (54 comments)

Why would I pay for these punk classics when I can hear them all for free at my local mall hair salon?

 +13Posted on May 16th | re: Morning Self-Potato: Zach From Reed College's Magic _and (25 comments)

Magic Band from a Magic Land? Hmmm…

It’s official. Flipping the bird is the new universal symbol for “Help! I need attention! HELLLLP!!!!

 +5Posted on May 15th | re: How To Wake Up Your Kid, If Your Kid Happens To Be The Best (15 comments)

This kid has no idea how much tail he’s gonna get when he’s older.

 +15Posted on May 14th | re: Listen To Your Friends (21 comments)

I, for one, would really appreciate a sped up Wacky Sax version on a loop.

 +6Posted on May 14th | re: FIRST LOOK: Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs (32 comments)

Or maybe “It Had To Be Jew”?

 +19Posted on May 11th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

Also, this:

 +7Posted on May 11th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

Did anyone else think that Ann was gonna smack Tom upside the head at the end of her drunken rant? She can’t be serious about them getting back together.

“I think we should date it all!”

 +10Posted on May 11th | re: Time To Get Out There And Live Your Dreams (15 comments)

Lazy Rider

 +8Posted on May 10th | re: Best New Party Game 66: Spoof Movie Movies (114 comments)

Space Fights

 +10Posted on May 10th | re: Best New Party Game 66: Spoof Movie Movies (114 comments)

Magic Boy Goes to Magic School With His Magic Friends (MAGIC)

 +16Posted on May 10th | re: Best New Party Game 66: Spoof Movie Movies (114 comments)

Twister
Directed by M Night Shyamalan

 +6Posted on May 10th | re: Updating Clifford The Big Red Dog For Its Live-Action Debut (29 comments)

I’m just curious if his poop is also red.

 +8Posted on May 8th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Maurice Sendak (22 comments)

One of my earliest memories was being read “In the Night Kitchen”. So much magic on every page.

Dude on the left, totally feeling it. Totally.