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 +10Posted on Jan 30th | re: Game Of Thrones Season 2 Trailer, You Guys (19 comments)

Dragon baby bump. PLEASE GABE

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: Hey, Let's Execute The Guy Who Leaked The Wolverine Movie (43 comments)

Make him Hugh Jackman’s peesonal assistant.

 +32Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing? (64 comments)

This is why I keep a photograph of mac n cheese in my wallet.

 -2Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Drive (64 comments)

And oh: If you cross out every OTHER line of dialogue, aren’t you left with a monologue?

 0Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Drive (64 comments)

But beware the imitative fallacy! If your characters are dull, don’t show them in a dull way. I’d argue Drive had a VERY dull way of showing. Like, the dullest. But my friends loved it, the Internet loves it, etc.

You guys can just have the biggest Qwikster party ever when this comes out on DVD. I’m not coming.

 +5Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Drive (64 comments)

Drive DROVE me crazy.

I’m honestly surprised by the love this movie is getting. It reminded me of the stylishness of Lost In Translation except less (i.e., no) jokes, more reverb-y music, and certainly more exploding heads and throats getting stab stab stabbed. HOLLYWOOD!

I gave up caring when Carey Mulligan asked Ryan G<3sling if he'd had a good day and three Chillwave songs later he said "Yeah." Cool. Cool people. What are their addresses so I can go hang wit dem RIGHT NOW?

What DRIVE-l. Two ughs out of four up.

 +4Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter From The Association Of Black Women Historians To The Help (70 comments)

COOL weather metaphor.

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

The Nutty Professor

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Boomerang

 +49Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your High School: Frayser High School (78 comments)

I like how the pregnancy rate is for the entire student population. “Eleven percent of the women and men at Frayser High School are pregnant.”