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 +5Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

The paparazzi should be the least of his worries when he’s sitting right next to the terrifying googly eyes of AUTO SPKR wall-mounted robot overwatch.

 +3Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

Romeo + Spooniet

 +14Posted on May 2nd | re: Damon Lindelof Hints That Lost May Return, BUT HOW? (47 comments)

…brother.

 +9Posted on May 2nd | re: Damon Lindelof Hints That Lost May Return, BUT HOW? (47 comments)

Faraday was right. More important than HOW it’s returning is WHEN.

 +10Posted on Apr 19th | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

Sounds like Sunn O))) to me.

 +10Posted on Apr 13th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (23 comments)

It was written and directed by the singer of Kula Shaker, so there.

 +7Posted on Apr 12th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mel Gibson Is Still Mel Gibson (62 comments)

“Because they’ve been opressed and persecuted for centuries, that’s where, you cunt!” – Mel Gibson

 +5Posted on Apr 12th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mel Gibson Is Still Mel Gibson (62 comments)

This is just a sad, riveting, mildly funny, but alltogether terrifying story or as they called these in the biz, An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn

 +2Posted on Mar 18th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (72 comments)

Húha, van még itt magyar rajtam kívül?

Idris Elba.

 +7Posted on Mar 9th | re: A Reporter Walking Into A Pole (17 comments)

I am appoled by this crude form of physical comedy and my awful pun.

 +11Posted on Mar 7th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (5 comments)

Gosh darnit I though that Topher Grace/Star Wars new would warrant a separate “Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace” post.

 +10Posted on Feb 16th | re: BREAKING NEWS: Woman Falls Down (30 comments)

(sad trombone)

 0Posted on Feb 15th | re: Who Should Play Hannibal Lecter In NBC's Hannibal? (34 comments)

Alison Brie.

And the first piece of human flesh she should eat as Lecter would have to be my [horrible joke selfcensored].

 0Posted on Feb 11th | re: This Week In GIFs! (13 comments)

well, at least i linked it

 0Posted on Feb 11th | re: This Week In GIFs! (13 comments)

also some cray shit went down

 +1Posted on Feb 8th | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (27 comments)

oops sorry mikegentry, you quicker numbercruncher you

 +2Posted on Feb 8th | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (27 comments)

33% of that video’s title is a flat-out lie.

 +5Posted on Jan 28th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (37 comments)

Hm, this is the first comment section recently that has an acute case of facetacolessness, wonder why snark snark snark

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

Have you seen the trailer for I Am Not A Hipster? It’s like an Onion video, showing a bunch of very hipstery stuff and then revealing the title at the end in big block letters. Hah! Gotcha! Comedy!

http://vimeo.com/32931120

 +20Posted on Jan 23rd | re: That's Your Hair Salon: Blow (25 comments)

That’s not my hair salon!

That’s my sanctuary.

 +5Posted on Jan 20th | re: Fight-Stopper Christian Bale, The Ryan Gosling Of Batmans (30 comments)

Fucking amateurs.

 +10Posted on Jan 11th | re: Sick Little Boy Blows Up Building And It's Awesome (22 comments)

Well, there goes Erie County’s +1 food/square bonus, along with the food stocks. Maybe they’ll build barracks instead. Or who knows, maybe it was rendered obsolete by the Great Pyramid in Ohio.

 +8Posted on Jan 6th | re: Any Way You Slice It, This David O'Russell Story Is A Nightmare (39 comments)

This is just the perfect plot for a Sundance Grand Jury Prize winning film.

 +5Posted on Dec 29th, 2011 | re: Favorite Movies Of 2011 (144 comments)

X-Men would have been better if they would have gotten rid of all the mutant nonsense and just called it Young Magneto: Nazi Hunter.