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 0Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: It Is Officially The Holiday Season! (34 comments)

Vehement disagreement from this festive party! What about this long list of songs THAT I LOVE, that must, therefore, prove that Christmas music is fantastic….
Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, Christmas in Harlem by Kanye West, This Christmas by Donny Hathaway, Little Saint Nick by The Beach Boys, Christmas is Coming Soon by Blitzen Trapper, any track from The Charlie Brown Christmas Album, Got Something For You by Best Coast & Wavves, Are You Coming Over For Christmas by Belle and Sebastian, Everythings Gonna Be Cool This Christmas by The Eeels, Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto by James Brown, the Home Alone Theme by John Williams, Xmas Blues by LCD Soundsystem, Purple Snowflakes by Marvin Gaye, Christmas All Over Again by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, White Christmas by Otis Redding and a whole host of tracks from the multitude of Sufjan Stevens Holiday records….

NOW, go listen to all of those tracks in order, in silence, and DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOVE THEM!

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE BANK?! (33 comments)

Stolen from a Youtube comment that actually made me laugh far too loudly in my own room, urging my housemate to ask what was going on, prompting me to make excuses and tell him to go away whilst slamming my door shut:

“She should get the POO-litzer prize!!!!”

I slammed the door on my own sense of worth….

Terminate. Rocky. Hard.

A porn moguls brainwave upon seeing this…..

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

Ppoo?!!??!!?

 +6Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (36 comments)

HEY! Did you know Stereogum stole this best and worst whatnot today!!!

Well, surely siblings don’t steal, they SHARE. Right?!

What I’m trying to say is LET’S GO DISCUSS BON IVER, RICK JAMES, NIRVANA & OTHER MUSICAL GOODNESS GUYS!!!

 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

Synechdoche definitely has it’s flaws. That is without question. But there are these moments in it that seem to strike something wonderful within me every now and again. For example, the below ‘funeral’ scene gets me everytime…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PzSNy3xj0

 +5Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: World's Steepest Rollercoaster Is A Bit Much (21 comments)

Me during this video – ‘Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!”

(No joke, I peed myself)

 +10Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: Slaughterhouse 90210: Summer Movies (24 comments)

I think she stole this from my blog (aka a corner of my room) where I scribble movie quotes all over the pages of novels.

Moby Dick – “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

Robinson Crusoe – “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me… Aren’t you?”

Lord of the Flies- “GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!!!!”

 +20Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (50 comments)

Everytime I visit this place, I just realise that all of you guys are wayyyyyyyy funner than my real friends, my family and the people on the TV put together; basically, GREAT JOB GUYS!

(PS; I don’t have any real friends, only goblins…)

 +4Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (15 comments)

As one of those British types that live over that big pond in Britain-land, I saw Attack of the Block a few weeks ago and quite enjoyed the whole thing.

HOWEVER, it’s not quite the OUTRAGEOUS COMEDY that it seems; definitely gets a little horror-ific as it goes on…

Also, you HAVE TO CHECK OUT the director Joe Cornish who is one half of Adam & Joe, two comedians who used to have a British cult TV show and now present the funniest show in the world (a proven scientific fact) on BBC6Music.

http://www.youtube.com/user/AdamBuxton

 +5Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

Everytime a superhero trailer/featurette/something or other pops up on TV or before a movie, I feel the urge to lean over to my girlfriend and explain something or other about the character.

‘Well, you see, the Green Lantern rings are powered by willpower and, in actual fact, there are numerous other emotional spectrum energies such as Blue Lanterns, hope, and yellow, fear. They only really came into general specifics in the recent Blackest Night storyline and blah blah blah blah blah’

Man, I have no idea why she is with me (HAHA JOKING, I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I’M A COMIC BOOK NERD!)

 +15Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (88 comments)

Can it be a gluten free cake?!?!

(Today at work, it was the bosses birthday and a girl baked a cake and made it especially gluten free for me, I think because I am new and they are trying to include me, and it tasted horrible and now I am sure everyone hates me. Work sucks guys.)

 +1Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay (92 comments)

Also, I think he actually got confused watching an episode of that ‘documentary’ Glee….

GO KURT!!

 0Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: Famous Friendsters (24 comments)

Sly Stallone just seems to love punching EVERYBODY

 +6Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY (58 comments)

So, it’s the KKK versus the WBC?

It sounds suspiciously like a news team fight…..

‘No touching of the hair or face……’

 0Posted on May 14th, 2011 | re: For The Fellas: A Video With So Many Butts, So NSFW. (47 comments)

I have the weirdest boner…

(Sidenote: It’s not that weird, I sort of understand why (though I blame evolutionary sexual connections))

 +3Posted on May 7th, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 2 (26 comments)

I got a 20 second advert and then NOTHING; Thanks for NOTHING Capitalism!

UNLESS; the advert was the episode?

In which case, really clever and subversive guys! I laughed after I cried!

 +24Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (128 comments)

When I saw this on Twitter, it happened to come after I had a brooding moment walking home and seeing a dad walking his young son along on his feet across a park in beautiful sunshine whilst I listened to a soul song about how much some soul singer loved his kids.

MY HEART BLOODY MELTED……

Off to tell this girl I have been seeing for three weeks she must have my children….

 +6Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode One (48 comments)

WHY WON’T IT PLAY?!?!?!

I am off to speak to our new future King & Queen to get this disgusting mistake sorted….

 +9Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding? (105 comments)

Ah me old mucker, you’re trying to pull me leg aren’t you! I know you mean the Idaho Pub right down from the chippy, round the corner from the crumpet shop? You know, just down the apples and pears behind the lorry??

Right??

Riiiiiighhtt???!?!

 +3Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: "Nu Thang" (30 comments)

Nuthin but a Nu Thang

Nu Thang Clan Ain’t Nuthin ta Fuck Wit

#ChristianHipHop

 +14Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding? (105 comments)

I live about 20 minutes away from all this and my place of work is right between Trafalgar Square and St James Park (the greenspace near Buckingham Palace). A bunch of my friends went there to basically hang out and soak it all up all morning and I was meant to be joining them.

Instead, I stayed up until 5 playing Fallout Vegas, woke up just in time to catch the ceremony on TV, tweet about it and then have continued to play Fallout Vegas in my underwear, eating Creme Eggs, drinking tea and enjoying my day off.

THANKS FUTURE KING AND QUEEN DUDES!

 +6Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: 10 Tips For Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party (118 comments)

I work by Trafalgar Square; it’s UTTERLY terrifying at the moment. I try not to be racist (don’t we all!) but nothing has made me hate everyone else on Earth (and everyone outside of London, for that matter) more than this event. GO AWAY TOURISTS, I’M TRYING TO WORK!

 +6Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Make Believe Trailer, You Guys (43 comments)

I might have to script up an XXX version of ‘Chicks With Tricks’. Now, if only I could think of a clever title….

 +14Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: Last Minute Best New Party Game: #unnecessarysequels (141 comments)

I would have upvoted but then Ghostbusters 2 popped up on the end; THEY MOVED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY USING JACKIE WILSON! What more do you want from a movie?