In my mind it is.
I just drank a Coors Light and my mom bought me a blender!
and now a cat is asleep on my lap
I bought new gloves and used them to help me carry a heavy case of beer home in the cold.
I think it’s because she has a wig on with the long blonde hair, she looks more normal once she has her real short hair.
After like 5 drafts of my thoughts on the new season of AD, I’m scrapping them all to just say that I’m very pleased with how it turned out.
Oh this is fun, I recently had a dream where Ryan Lochte hired me as his personal non-sexual small spoon sleeping partner. ack!
Welp, guess I’ll just go to bed now that I’ve watched that.
My personal hell involves me having to work eternity in a Starbucks where this is my customer always
the most roundabout sneeze shart to ever happen
Here’s to hoping that this is all that survives us as a civilization.
I almost ate a hot dog but made pasta instead.
Whoever it was that shot JR, did that ever get resolved?
Damn it Bejeweled, first I missed my stop and then a riot!?
Mitt Romney is personally responsible for the Landry kills a guy storyline.
Shindler’s List except they ride Segways into the sky instead of bikes.
I consider any boner hiding guide without mention of the textbook block to be an utter failure.
Love means never having to say I’m sorry for falling asleep while floating in the Susquehanna.
“dads be hackin’” – they
what a trip! #booooooo
are the arms is one of my favorite brands to wear
Wide Open Spaces Jam
Gollum in an Andy Serkis costume dressed up as a bag of bread for Halloween
Sarah Palin: Cersei?