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Oh Katherine Chloe Calhoon, I miss you.
See, I actually liked her in All The Real Girls. And then after that I hated her. She wasn’t annoying as shit in that movie.
Was this commercial made in 2012? Or is it 1995 in Anderson, SC? This is like, some County Seat / DEB / Rave shit. I hope Jason’s party isn’t on a Friday night because I don’t want to miss Boy Meets World, Step By Step, and Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper on TGIF.
I know people like these girls. They graduated and expect to get some brilliant job right away and when they realize that getting a great job isn’t that easy and they pout about it. Some of the people I know have this “idea” that they want some fabulous job that allows them to travel tons and have a nice apartment and give them all these perks. Those jobs exist, but it takes a lot of hard work to get to that point, and some people just don’t get that.
Another reason I hate this show is because like, it’s all about money. How someone survives to live in New York is their own business, money is so personal. I live in New York and I am in my mid-to-late twenties and I don’t ask my friends how much they make or where their money comes from. That being said, I moved out of my parents house when I was a senior in high school and have had some pretty shitty jobs because, that’s sometimes what you have to do to pay your rent and pay your bills. Now I have one job and it’s exactly what I want to be doing, but it took a lot of hard work and over ten years to get it.
I’d be more interested in reading Gabe’s review of this show. I hated all the characters on this show. I’m not much older than them and like, ugh. I could go on and on about it but it would just make me more irritated. They are the worst.
I mean, it’s sad that the dude is gone. He was talented. But apparently when “it” showed up people kind of gasped and were horrified (duh.) That being said, I’m sure a lot of the “gasps” came from a bunch of face painted, head-dress wearing idiots who had consumed nothing but Heineken and molly for three days and didn’t know why they were looking at a rapper who has been dead-but-rumored-to-be-alive for sixteen years.
Some asshole has had to of made a Tumblr of these by now… I mean it’s been less than 24 hours. Get with it, Internet.
I hope Tupac is just at everything, from now on.
Yeah, I need a better camera on my phone and second set of eyes, because I see so much hilarious shit when I am driving. I wanted to take a picture of the gouchy Liberty Tax guy and the car I saw on 95 that was bright yellow with a DEEZ NUTZ decal on the back window and in window paint, “JUST MARRIED” on the side windows and back window. Like, WHAT? Someone married the DEEZ NUTZ guy? Anyway, if it weren’t for car accidents, there would be photos of all of these things.
The Liberty Tax guy by my house just wears the Lady Liberty robe and crown, no mask, and a Kansas City Royals baseball hat under the crown, and he’s a 250 pound black dude and he always looks so bummed out. Also, recently he’s been holding a sign that says “APRIL 15: GIT R DONE”. Poor guy.
This kid’s 12th birthday is going to be a Longerberger Basket Party.
Cinema Crime is the new Karaoke Rage.
I CAN’T with the Scatman John…
What about French Bulldog vs. Door Stopper???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIeXf9FLin0&feature=player_embedded#!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it makes you feel better, I live in Baltimore.
Hell yes.
Yeah, but you live in LA. Barf.
I really hate Natalie Portman. Unfortunately, I will probably still see Black Swan because I like Darren Aronofsky, Vincent Cassel, and Mila Kunis, and it looks good.
Why the fuck do tourists go to the movies while they’re in NYC? They have movie theaters in their towns. Shouldn’t they be at FAO Schwartz or the Olive Garden in Times Square or outside Total Request Live? (that’s still a thing, right?)
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Someone please make a gif of the “I love paninis!” girl.
You know that lady philosophy, that before you leave the house you should look in the mirror and take one thing off? Baz Luhrmann should do that with his movies.