But how else is he going to finally race Grease Lightning? Also, TAXI. They might need to build a highway to HEAVEN, right?

I want the video camera that makes everything sound like a butt dial and everything look like an acid trip.

“She’s wearing a hot with a dollar sign on it. Let’s hear her out. “-Someone, somewhere…maybe, but probably not.

This is my favorite online Buffy video. It recaps everything in 3:20.

http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/494727

And I do realize this is a link to myspace, but just TRUST ME!

You think that’s ruthless? You do not want to be a slug when this little girl has a shaker of salt.

L.A.’s hottest neighborhood is old Malibu Trailer Park!

My pussy does not accept personal checks or Discover. Processing of pussy payments may take up to three business days. -My vagina (apparently)

Have yall heard Run For Your Life off Rubber Souls. It’s so dark and they play it off like a pop song. It basically glorifies violence against women, but you can dance to it!

My favorite is probably Here Comes The Sun.