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 +17Posted on Feb 3rd, 2014 | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

This breaks my heart. Four years ago a friend emailed me a link to WMOAT: The Notebook, and it’s been love ever since. Although I don’t comment as much now, I’ve met some great friends through this site, and I couldn’t be more grateful. Thank you, Videogum, for making me have to awkwardly explain to my parents how I met some of my friends. :’)

 +2Posted on Dec 26th, 2013 | re: Favorite TV Shows Of 2013 (24 comments)

I have thoroughly enjoyed watching The Returned on the Sundance Channel. Anybody else watching it?

 +23Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

Thanks for the MEMEories, Gabe!

 +4Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

I vote to hold the next big Monster meetup in Dallas!

 +1Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

Has anyone said Jawbreaker yet? Because Jawbreaker.

 +5Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

You’re referring to this one:

And it’s my favorite too!

 +15Posted on Apr 5th, 2012 | re: That's Your Dentist: Dr. Bill Dorfman (29 comments)

He can start a museum and he can definitely call it Madame Toothsauds.

 +6Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (54 comments)

But how else is he going to finally race Grease Lightning? Also, TAXI. They might need to build a highway to HEAVEN, right?

 +1Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)


 +5Posted on Feb 18th, 2011 | re: Lauretta's Nuthouse Grandfather + Lauretta's Prize Giveaway, Maybe (27 comments)

I want the video camera that makes everything sound like a butt dial and everything look like an acid trip.

 +4Posted on Feb 18th, 2011 | re: Insanity (disambiguation) (39 comments)

“She’s wearing a hot with a dollar sign on it. Let’s hear her out. “-Someone, somewhere…maybe, but probably not.

 +4Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Open Thread, Hosted By Buffy's Coats? (190 comments)

This is my favorite online Buffy video. It recaps everything in 3:20.

And I do realize this is a link to myspace, but just TRUST ME!

 +4Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Breaking Ant News: Have You Seen This Ant Murderer? (46 comments)

You think that’s ruthless? You do not want to be a slug when this little girl has a shaker of salt.

 +17Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Close Reading The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Cover Photo (104 comments)

L.A.’s hottest neighborhood is old Malibu Trailer Park!

 +34Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Important Dating/Financial Advice (67 comments)

My pussy does not accept personal checks or Discover. Processing of pussy payments may take up to three business days. -My vagina (apparently)

 +4Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

Have yall heard Run For Your Life off Rubber Souls. It’s so dark and they play it off like a pop song. It basically glorifies violence against women, but you can dance to it!

My favorite is probably Here Comes The Sun.

 +13Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: That's Your Crosswalk (37 comments)

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

I’ll have to try it. I’m very stuck in my Pumpkin Spice Latte ways though.

 +5Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

The Egg Nog House Rules (In your face cider!)

 +20Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: James Franco Makes Out With Himself 4 Tha Ladiez Because Of Acting (86 comments)

I thought he practiced on his pillow?

 +8Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

I would make a reaction video, but I have a cold and I had an allergic reaction to NyQuil last night that made my lips blow up like Lisa Rinna fresh out of the botox store. So it would just start a cycle of reaction videos to my allergic reaction reaction video (or something like that) I think the Benadryl is making me loopy.

 +7Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Ugh Alert: Charlie Sheen To Cameo On Season 2 Of The Walking Dead (69 comments)

Celebrities prefer to call it “walking-induced exhaustion.” Thankyouverymuch.

 +10Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Lost: Please Help (85 comments)

 +9Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (270 comments)

We would have to use a disclaimer.

I’m Single and want to be your girlfriend*

*but not in the snarky crazy person way which we always use that term. I pretty much just want to make you chicken soup when your sick. (Girlfriends do that right? I’m a little rusty.)

 +22Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (169 comments)

I miss you guys…I only have one other girl to talk to at work and this is an actual thing that happened.

She just got an iphone and tortures me by putting evanescence as her sole musical choice on Pandora while I’m being bombarded with emails from my mom saying thing like “Chuck and I had such a great time in Cape Cod, we’re going to need a vacation from our vacation!”

“I’m lucky to have a job. I’m lucky to have a job. I’m lucky to have a job.”- me, while I’m at work.