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“A talking cat? That’s just stupid – that’s the best you could come up with?”
why is everything always so self-aware? can’t they just be blissfully ignorant just once?
no i actually love that they included that line.
I can’t believe the lobotomy didn’t ruin her Sparkle Motion dance moves.
“You decent?” – Your boyfriend
Homer: Look everyone. Now that I’m a teacher, I’ve sewed patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer, that’s supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You’ve ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Uh…incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.
Homer: “Yes, Mr. Scorpion. Very causal.”
Hank Scorpio: “Don’t call me Mr.Scorpion. It’s Mr.Scorpi*o*, but don’t call me that either. Call me Hank!”
Nelson: “Delicious wine?”
Something I’m sure we can all agree upon based on recent discussions is that the actress in Raped by Saitan is looking fiiiiiine, and that thankfully the promo poster faithfully reproduces that of the film on which it is based: “Frocked by Loose Fur”