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 +5Posted on Feb 28th, 2013 | re: A Talking Cat!?! Trailer, You Guys (34 comments)

“A talking cat? That’s just stupid – that’s the best you could come up with?”

why is everything always so self-aware? can’t they just be blissfully ignorant just once?

no i actually love that they included that line.

 +5Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: Why Single Girls Want To Meet European Men (138 comments)

I can’t believe the lobotomy didn’t ruin her Sparkle Motion dance moves.

 +15Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E13: Season Finale (134 comments)

“You decent?” – Your boyfriend

 +16Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Homer: Look everyone. Now that I’m a teacher, I’ve sewed patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer, that’s supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You’ve ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Uh…incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.

 +11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Homer: “Yes, Mr. Scorpion. Very causal.”
Hank Scorpio: “Don’t call me Mr.Scorpion. It’s Mr.Scorpi*o*, but don’t call me that either. Call me Hank!”

 +3Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Nelson: “Delicious wine?”
Bart: “Exactly!”

 +2Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: POLL: Which Of These Upcoming Asian Horror Movies Is More Hilarious? (94 comments)

Something I’m sure we can all agree upon based on recent discussions is that the actress in Raped by Saitan is looking fiiiiiine, and that thankfully the promo poster faithfully reproduces that of the film on which it is based: “Frocked by Loose Fur”