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Is it even possible to love something “ironically?” If you like something, don’t you just like it? Maybe it’s just me, but “ironic” seems to have become an excuse for liking something you’re embarased to actually enjoy. I say like what you like, and to everyone else can go screw. Nothing to be ashamed about. Keep fucking that chicken EVERYbody.
I’m fairly certain that was actually a fake trailer. It was just a bunch of footage from the 2009 Kate Beckinsale vehicle, “Whiteout,”(yeah, I saw it. I’m probably the only one) cut with what looked like footage from “The Thing” videogame.
So, I don’t know Gabe. Maybe you should just watch “Whiteout?”
War of the Worlds ft. Tom Cruise. Please?
It Puts the ______ on it’s _______ or else it ______ _____ ______ again
It felt like Spielberg really phoned it in on this one, and it resulted in a sloppy mess. He very blatantly ripped HIMSELF off in a few scenes. (aliens in basement vs. raptors in kitchen comes to mind) He tried to do the “follow one family during the invasion” thing, but he picked the one family that seems to survive EVERYTHING (i.e. Tom Cruise was the only one to think of taking a grenade up into the collector thing. And then he still GOT BACK OUT! HUH!?!) so I lost all empathy with them. Then the kid showed up in Boston when he very clearly must have died in that HUGE EXPLOSION!
I haven’t seen it since it came out, so my memory is a little foggy, and maybe I need to give it another shot. But I won’t. Fuck this movie.
I humbly submit Steven Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds” for consideration as The Worst Movie of All Time. It’s gotta be top (bottom?) 10 at least (most? [I'm confused!])
Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds.” Ugh. Just fucking ugh.
Might be too dangerous. What if he gets pee on it?