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That’s weird, I thought all of the puppets were in Washington for the State of the Union tonight.
Thank you. It came to me in a dream where I was watching the bombing of Fort McHenry while drinking a bottle of Dewar’s.
Drink every time Obama discusses:
- the succession to the throne of Westeros.
- strategies for fortifying the wall against “the others.”
- foreign diplomacy with Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons.
I’m going to get very, very drunk right?
“I’m Rick Perry and I approve this message” is where he really lost me.
Never heard of him.
Can Rampage the movie actually just be 120 minutes of Louis CK and Donald Glover playing Rampage the video game?
I don’t get it. Does George Clooney not know how to drink all of the vodka and not come to my baseball games?
I wish Ricky Gervais would disappear so I wouldn’t have to keep forgetting how to pronounce his last name.
The Wegman’s logo used to be similar to that, especially when they ran it in green, like they would often do on their seasonal magazines that I do not have stored in a drawer in my kitchen.
They also used to run just the script “W” in a circle like that, but they have actually stopped using that logo altogether because of a settlement with Walgreen’s, because: corporations.
When did I become so old that ads about me stopped making reference to Star Wars?
I was hoping for a Lostian twist where the guy actually caused the earthquake to occur by playing the guitar.
I can’t believe how many of my Facebook friends are professional seismologists.
Well they’ve certainly set the record for patting each other on the cheeks with slices of pizza anyway.