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 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (62 comments)

Werttrew, do you have an explanation of these posts in your records of Videogum’s in-jokes? Even though I have more or less followed the WUWTG column since its appearance, I am no longer clear on whether Gabe is making fun of him or if he loves him or if those two things are even different. MLIWUWTG, you guys.

 +10Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Kirstie Alley And Joy Behar Are In A Twitter Feud! (37 comments)

“Also, I think The View uses clip-on lapel mics, so, you know, DIFFICULT. ”

Come on Gabe, you KNOW they use those mics because of that one time you went to see a taping because of how much you love the show because you’re a 78-year old man.

 +7Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (62 comments)

“We’re sorry for the clip show. Have no fear we’ve got stories for years.” – Closing credits song, The Simpsons, circa a long time ago

 +3Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore S01E07-08: A Sad Situation (49 comments)

Pauly D’s stalker was the most normal-looking person that has appeared on the show. It’s the Jersey Shore – who wears jeans and black shirts when they go out? At least take one of those pieces of clothing off first; come on.

How do they still manage to get in fights when they now have bodyguards as part of their crew? This show is so great because every episode reaches a new level of woof.

 +5Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero (53 comments)

I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college.

 +6Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: Aziz Ansari Was On Jimmy Kimmel Last Night Talking About Skerrit Bwoy (20 comments)

“Have you ever noticed how men like sports and women don’t? I mean, what’s the deal with THAT?”

 +11Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore S01E06: Human Nightmares After All (43 comments)

The best insult of the night came near the conclusion of the fight with the crazy girls, yelled by Sammi as the other girls were walking away:

“You don’t even look Italian!”

 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2009 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Have A Great, Very Safe Holidays! (63 comments)

that’s my old metro too! next time let’s have a pizza party for people who used to live in logan circle.

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: You Be The Blog: The Prisoner (18 comments)

I really liked the shot where everyone was wearing pig masks. (Why was everyone wearing pig masks?) The Brian Wilson at the end was nice too.

I didn’t like the structure – why did they have to show him waking up in bed like 6 different times?

 -1Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Keyboard Cat Shit (84 comments)

who cares if she just fell out of a window, she’s on pcp!

 0Posted on May 21st, 2009 | re: How Long Will America Continue To Indulge Steve Martin's Banjo Playing? (36 comments)

gabe told me he doesn’t even like “the jerk”. can you believe it?

 +3Posted on Apr 30th, 2009 | re: Hurricane Chris's "Halle Berry (She's Fine)" Cures Swineflu (8 comments)

it was weird how he was singing about halle berry, but the girl in the video wasn’t halle berry.

 +37Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: Asher Roth, Behold Your Legacy! (74 comments)

The original that samples Say it ain’t so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOsh_TuVJvY

Rivers Cuomo wouldn’t let him use the sample so he had to completely change it for the album; I think that’s the best thing weezer has done since 1996.

 +1Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

“I feel like I’m sitting on an ATOMIC BOMB waiting for it to go off”

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

Lisa is so deceitful, just like all women.

Also the chocolate kissing is disgusting.

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

are mr. wiseau’s lines dubbed? what the

the best part is how he immediately can’t control his laughter because he knows how great/absurd/terrible his idea is.

 0Posted on Mar 4th, 2009 | re: EXCLUSIVE: First Look At James Franco's Short Story Collection (14 comments)

It sounds like Gabe has read all the short stories

 +2Posted on Feb 25th, 2009 | re: The Ballad Of Bobby Jindal (16 comments)

so there will probably be some sort of bobby jindal-kenneth the page mashup/remix/split screen soon right? haha the republicans are so hopeless.

 +3Posted on Feb 9th, 2009 | re: Observe And Report: The Kind-Of-Depressing Red Band Trailer (14 comments)

“It’s Always Sunny” has convinced me that guns are hilarious, so I’m glad this movie has so many gun jokes.

 +2Posted on Jan 28th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: Crazy Bra Lady (22 comments)

if you got to ask, you ain’t never gonna get to know

Gabe’s He’s Just Not That Into You criticism is probably the best one that can be made based on that preview. Sloop John B doesn’t fit quite right.

I want to side with Gabe, and I want to say things like DFW would’ve objected to making the interviewer an actual character and that he would’ve hated any film adaptation of his works, but if the man himself showed genuine enthusiasm for the project I feel hopeful for it.