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Requiem for Whipped Cream
Not that guy.
You Can Tampon Me
The Thin Red Pantyliner
Mad Maxi Pad
Britt Daniel. Yes! When they get that done, I’ll take two. And I’ll spend every night in a dreamy, Britt, marshmallow, robot sandwich.
Easy AARP
Senior Citizen Kane
A Walker to Remember
because Gabe’s old, get it? I am doing this right.
He’s pretty.
Sourdough the Rye Thing
Point Breakfast Burrito
Not exactly a sandwich, I know, but mostly I just wanted to say, “Utah! Get me two!”
The $5 FootLong Kiss Goodnight
…and now that jingle is stuck in your head, too.
You had me at Halal.
Tuna Fish, Tuna Furious
Ham and Cheese the One
Pastrami Dearest
One Christmas I thought I was gonna win the Awesome Daughter Award for shelling out, like, eighty bucks to give my mom the first season of Six Feet Under on DVD. I just knew she was going to fall in love with the series like I did and it would change her LIFE! That night, I badgered the whole family into sitting down to watch the pilot. I did NOT remember that within the first 10 minutes or so, Claire is smoking PCP and Nate is fucking Brenda in an airport closet. It didn’t go over well.
What what WHAT!!?? My head is in the yogurt cup. I never realized it either.
It always makes me happy to see Fisher Stevens getting work.
Wet Otter-merican Summer
The Depends of the Ocean
Toilet Story
Toilet the Right Number One In
The Hottie and the Potty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY
There’s more where this came from. Is babies and paper ripping a thing? I’ve been laughing at this kid for months now and it never gets old.
Terrier Bozzio
#dogdrummers
I was trying to find a way to work the Vinnie’s T.Hanks joke into this thread. Well done!
Martha Macy’s May Marlene