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 +2Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 | re: Songsmith Ruins Classic Songs Really Well (20 comments)

No one’s done Radiohead yet?

 0Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 | re: Gabe Is On The Internet TV Set With Amy Sedaris (11 comments)

Was that Slut Machine? I hate that bitch..she shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near funny.

 +1Posted on Jan 8th, 2009 | re: New Year, Same Gwyneth (19 comments)

Q: Why the name GOOP?
A: It is a nickname, like my name is G.P., so that is really where it came from. And I wanted it to be a word that means nothing and could mean anything.

You win Videogum, she really was one of the worst people of the year.

 -4Posted on Dec 29th, 2008 | re: The Worst People Of 2008 (44 comments)

It’s not the worst show..not even close. I don’t like it but you’re right, it’s made me chuckle a few times..most of which involved Meg getting shat on. Something about loser daughters is pure gold.

 0Posted on Dec 29th, 2008 | re: Florida Church Planning To Tell Everyone About This Lady's Sex Life (14 comments)

Fear is exactly what they want. Hence, ‘God fearing Christians’. They want you as miserable as them. So don’t fear, just have a lot of sex.

 0Posted on Dec 29th, 2008 | re: New Obsession: Pat From Sherman's March (3 comments)

That’s a good idea. Maybe you guys can team up with Rich from FourFour a create a cult classics box set.

 +1Posted on Dec 28th, 2008 | re: The Best People Of 2008 (44 comments)

Most? That’s just not true. I think who you’re talking about belong in a specific genre..mostly reality shows where their male counterparts are equally retarded. Gwyneth Paltrow, Kathy Griffin the worst? Sexman, Chuck Bass the best? Really? I know it’s just another list, but compared to the other work on the site it’s pretty lame and random.

 -1Posted on Dec 24th, 2008 | re: The Best People Of 2008 (44 comments)

It’s Deep Throat. My first guess is a gay male.

 +19Posted on Dec 24th, 2008 | re: The Best People Of 2008 (44 comments)

You do realize the amount of women on the best is pretty pathetic, esp. considering how many are on the worst list. Hitchens is that you?

 +20Posted on Dec 24th, 2008 | re: The Worst People Of 2008 (44 comments)

Obviously Palin is #1. Also, the vendetta against Griffin is weird..especially when Carlos Mencia is still alive.

 +5Posted on Dec 22nd, 2008 | re: Florida Church Planning To Tell Everyone About This Lady's Sex Life (14 comments)

I don’t want to be doing this horrible church’s work for them but she totally has lockjaw from all that premarital blow sinnin.

 0Posted on Dec 22nd, 2008 | re: Chaotic Dog Rescue Is A Christmas F--king Miracle (14 comments)

I am nothing like these people I’m sure but if my dog fell in the ice (which happens) I would’ve reacted the same way. First they sit around for at least half an hour while watching the dog struggle? Giving them no clear answer or solution while remaining hostile? Then when they decide to just risk their own lives the cop stops him (fine) but gets in his face and continues to push him, grabbing his arm when he moves at all. I mean, how do you not punch the cop in the face in a situation like this? All their swearing makes incredible sense..and if you’re not convinced these foul mouthed people are the good guys, there’s the ending and the fact they called for help in the first place. They just didn’t want their dog to die a miserable death.

 -1Posted on Dec 18th, 2008 | re: Another Really Creepy Anti-Sexual Abuse PSA (9 comments)

Sorry Lindsey this is amazing because as grossed out and ‘inappropriated’ as everyone is by it, multiply those feelings by infinity and that’s what sexual abuse feels like. It’s not aimed at potential victims, it’s aimed at people who ignore that this exists all around them. Seriousgum.

 +1Posted on Dec 18th, 2008 | re: Bob Odenkirk Will Guest Star On Breaking Bad (4 comments)

My favorite part of doing coke is when it goes up my nose.

 +2Posted on Dec 18th, 2008 | re: This Is What Negative Stage Presence Looks Like (19 comments)

Someone please go back to 1983 and check to see if girl on right’s dad is being inappropriate with her.

 -1Posted on Dec 18th, 2008 | re: A Special Awkward Message From The Lady Who Created Airborne (8 comments)

Where is she walking to? Why did she sell it at its height then buy it back after people finally realized it’s crap? There’s nothing right with the commercial at all.

 -1Posted on Dec 17th, 2008 | re: Theater Is Irrelevant (4 comments)

I thought we were done with the Ferrell SNL sketches AND Bush. Please stop.

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2008 | re: The Five Most Ridiculous Things About House, M.D. (48 comments)

I’ve seen most of the series ambivalently and am (probably, now that I’ve read the comments) in the minority that watches for the scientific craziness. I used to study immunology and this feeds my medical curiosity from time to time. It also makes me a horrible candidate for med school.

 +3Posted on Dec 11th, 2008 | re: You Can Make It Up: Diablo Cody Leads A Creative Writing Critique (18 comments)

This is the first time I’ve read a post in this series..well done. We should start a petition, print this out and send them both to Diablo and request she give you her Oscar.

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2008 | re: Every Tow-Truck-Driver-Hater's Fantasy (4 comments)

yeah..i think the back wheels spinning would do a lot of damage or at the very least create some smoke. i was under the impression that the front wheels mainly control the steering. i could be pulling this out of my ass though. enjoyed.

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2008 | re: Merry Christmas From Nirvana, RuPaul, And The 1990's (4 comments)

The 90′s were 4 words: Rhythm is a dancer.

 -11Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Yes You Can Say "Jizz" On Television (22 comments)

Is there an online petition to stop Samberg’s digital shorts? I’d be willing to just give him his own show so fans can have somewhere to go besides stuffwhitepeoplelike.com and people like me can avoid him altogether..yes and enjoy our Werther’s.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: Jack Black And John C. Reilly Talk About Prop 8: The Musical (8 comments)

Sorry, that musical was Crash meets Juno. What they’re saying is what most decent people have been saying for years and homophobes aren’t going to get it now that schlumpy liberal actors are the face of the front now. But what am I complaining about? The more the merrier.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: Kop Busters Is Your Brain On Drugs (12 comments)

Grassrootz organizin’, redneck folk be hiLarious material alwayz. Korrupt Copz 4ever!

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: The One Year Anniversary Of The Juno Backlash (75 comments)

Much like Napoleon Dynamite..you either hate it or love it. I hate both equally for different reasons and I’d listen to a Third Eye Blind album rather than watch either one again.