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 +1Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 | re: Ha Ha, The River! (41 comments)

i remember the first pair of hispanics my mom bought me. they were from sears as i recall, and they had reinforced knee patches on the inside. memories…

 +1Posted on Feb 4th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (30 comments)

” …I thought to myself, brain-shaking my mind-fist at my mom….” perfect. you could bottle this and sell it.

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (30 comments)

Heathers, yes… wasn’t the pool floatie thing kind of Heathers-ish? and also Little Murders meets the Bucket List. I don’t care if you call it dark comedy, black comedy, whatever, that trailer alone was absofucking cathartic! If they can keep up the pace for 90 minutes, this thing will be a national treasure. ( just nothing like the actual movie, National Treasure, of course.)

 0Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Christmas With The Kranks (142 comments)

you-jeff–
oops– you forgot about the triune god, the trinity, the 3-in-1 shamrock aspect. that was st. patrick’s whole deal with the irish.

 +3Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Christmas With The Kranks (142 comments)

yeah, Spaceprophet–
you haven’t lived until you’ve played “Passover Bear” (blue and white, natch) to the delight of all the goys and birls.

 +5Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Brokencyde Are Still THE WORST (163 comments)

can i call cross-dressers ‘dragsters?’ ‘cos i’m gonna. i like the way it sounds. and i like the image in my head when i think about the hot rod magazines of my youth.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

go you. go spalding gray. but the movie? ahh, not so much.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

can you use http://tinypic.com/ ?

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

re. tone et al.–
what if it hadn’t been a graphic novel to begin with and were just a movie? i could see it getting an even harsher reception then. however, viewing it as a translation to screen, i am reminded of how much i liked tim burton’s Batman Returns, as it seemed the most like a comic book of any translation then or now. this really isn’t a defense of AHOV, though, as i am not settled on the source material even– just an examination of how a movie might have a tone that only makes sense within the context of familiarity with a certain medium.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

okay, that explains a lot. i watched it straight and am ambivalent to the stoner genre– raised on cheech & chong, and of course was straight while watching those, too, as i was, oh, say– twelve at the time. that was family viewing for us, so stoner humor was just regular humor to me (see also: richard pryor in general and steve martin on comedy albums– dirty! and long before parental warning labels– good times!)

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

that’s weird. i read a shit-ton of calvin trillin as a child, yet i never knew he was in a travolta movie! something for everyone, i guess.

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

what’s wrong with Smiley Face? do you just want to see Gabe’s review, or did i miss the Worstness?

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

Aaahh!!! REAL (Monsters) TALK.

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E02: No One On The Corner Has Stagger Like Grimes (118 comments)

Mans, i will consider you to be my official spokesmonster on the matter of “the walking dead.” i can go back to lurking and and barely paying attention while you keep making sense.

 +3Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E02: No One On The Corner Has Stagger Like Grimes (118 comments)

“dead set” was short and sweet and funny; “the walking dead” just SMELLS funny*.

*depressingly-to-horrifically misogynistic, depending how far into the story you go.

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E02: No One On The Corner Has Stagger Like Grimes (118 comments)

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole (161 comments)

no. fred wears a kerchief.

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole (161 comments)

these guys agree:

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E01: Hide Yo Kid, Hide Yo Wife, Etc (125 comments)

“there are some serious deficiencies in the characters/sexism department”– yes: http://mindlessones.com/2010/10/28/notcomics-walking-dead-episode-1/ — the show is still misogynistic but will it get as bad as…
http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57306 (?)

the tone was established early on and sustained throughout enough that i knew i’d be putting up with the he-man-woman-hater’s-club if i were to continue. this fact relegates it to the type of show that’s on if i have to get shit done and not watch TV, but hey, the noise helps me look up once in a while to keep track of the time– thanks, TV!

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: Let's Fix The Poster For Mel Gibson's The Beaver (161 comments)

ughhhh… *that* guy…

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: Let's Fix The Poster For Mel Gibson's The Beaver (161 comments)

 +4Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E13: Season Finale (134 comments)


 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Penisdokumentista Ad Cache (34 comments)

babelfish–goddamn yes! great monsters who begin with ‘i’ think alike.

perfect analysis. right on time.

 -1Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E13: Season Finale (134 comments)

how about a spin-off for Pugsly Addams and Donkey-Gums McGee as white house party-crashers who run a Bangkok child brothel on the side while helming American Apparel?

it’ll be called either NEPOTISM or GAY BLINDNESS.