Wow. This is horrible (first instinct was to say “god-awful”). This is as far from the real point of Christianity as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are from good acting.

zing? or was it a topical stretch?

My mom totally bought into the hype in ’99… She was all “I’m a computer programmer. You don’t know how much computers do stuff. Blah Blah Blah & technology and such.”

We had a garage full of cases of water, & things like canned and dried goods. Among other ridiculous things we had a crank radio that was also solar powered. Because you never know when you will have to use a radio when there isn’t a power supply to listen to NPR who apparently doesn’t need electricity to broadcast their signal.

She was so stressed that New Years Eve… and when midnight came and passed and the lights didn’t flicker we all just laughed at her and banged pots in her face… B/c she was wrong.

“Our commitment, customer is God.
Quality is our Dignity; Service is our Lift.”

what?

“Pass by but don’t miss it.”

okay.