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 +3Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: MTV Needs A New Tagline, Team! (114 comments)

MTV: fuggedaboutit

 +12Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Joe Rogan (41 comments)

 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread (98 comments)

Ad agencies stick to the “essential 3″ when writing for Superbowl spots:
1) animals doing human things.
2) age-inappropriate behavior.
3) no pants.

 +7Posted on Feb 5th, 2010 | re: This Is The Best Test Of A Camera To See If It Works Of All Time (46 comments)

I couldn’t help but be reminded of the internet of yore

Nailed it.

 +7Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: R. Kelly Is A Lunatic (36 comments)

“An echo is like when you’re in a sound-booth and you peeing on a… I mean when you’s in the mountains and you yell loud… you know what I’m saying boo?”

 +12Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: Open Your Lazer Eyes, Sheeple (41 comments)

“Get me someone who finishes his sentences like Morgan Freeman… NOW!”

 +1Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (41 comments)

Jon Gosselin’s interested-face

 +23Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Madea's Big Happy Family Live! (78 comments)

 +15Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: Someone Please Give Die Antwoord Whatever They Want (98 comments)

“dolph lundgren hair, primordial dwarves, and beats that’ll make your pink-floyd bounce.”