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+12Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Joe Rogan (41 comments)

+4Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread (98 comments)
Ad agencies stick to the “essential 3″ when writing for Superbowl spots:
1) animals doing human things.
2) age-inappropriate behavior.
3) no pants.
+7Posted on Feb 5th, 2010 | re: This Is The Best Test Of A Camera To See If It Works Of All Time (46 comments)
I couldn’t help but be reminded of the internet of yore

+3Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: WARNING: Once You See David Hyde Pierce Rap "Boom Boom Pow" You Cannot Not Have Seen It (42 comments)
Nailed it.
+7Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: R. Kelly Is A Lunatic (36 comments)
“An echo is like when you’re in a sound-booth and you peeing on a… I mean when you’s in the mountains and you yell loud… you know what I’m saying boo?”
+12Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: Open Your Lazer Eyes, Sheeple (41 comments)
“Get me someone who finishes his sentences like Morgan Freeman… NOW!”
+1Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (41 comments)
Jon Gosselin’s interested-face

+23Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Madea's Big Happy Family Live! (78 comments)

+15Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: Someone Please Give Die Antwoord Whatever They Want (98 comments)
“dolph lundgren hair, primordial dwarves, and beats that’ll make your pink-floyd bounce.”




















MTV: fuggedaboutit