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 +20Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane (42 comments)

French men age so gracefully….what’s their secret?

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

 +3Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Big Top Pee-wee

 +6Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

It’s Complicated

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Short Circuit

 +9Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black Has Removed "Friday" From YouTube (27 comments)

Typical Yankees fan.

 +3Posted on Jun 15th, 2011 | re: "Swingsetting" In Los Angeles (41 comments)

I long for the carefree days when this wasn’t so true!

 +4Posted on Jun 15th, 2011 | re: "Swingsetting" In Los Angeles (41 comments)

Wait…what if swings ARE the Inbetween…??? It’s making sense now!

 +8Posted on Jun 15th, 2011 | re: Fastest Man With A Gun Who Ever Lived (36 comments)

Whatever, anyone who follows 1980′s competitive quickdraw knows that Ernie Hill is like, WAY faster…at least according to SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (?!?):

Ernie Hill, 33, of Litchfield Park, Ariz., is in fact the world-record holder for fast draw, with a time of .208 of a second, squeezed off in 1982 in Fort Worth. He is apoplectic in his criticism of Munden: “None of his claims are true. He was never the world champ at anything.”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1069253/index.htm

 +3Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: This Dog Knows The Truth About Baths (43 comments)

“Well well well, Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”

 +3Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: An Important Message To Sophomores About Prom (78 comments)

SOPHOMORES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 +8Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: An Important Message To Sophomores About Prom (78 comments)

At least Sophomores know how to EDIT!

IN YER FACE, OLD CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +4Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Can No Longer Be Considered A True Artist (29 comments)

At least it’s not a tuuuhmah…

 0Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

 +8Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Kirk Cameron Prepares For The Rapture Like A Genius (55 comments)

From IMDb’s “Memorable quotes for Growing Pains”:

Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: Mike, a voice just came out of the radiator and it sounded a lot like God
[referring to handyman working in the basement]
Mike: No, Boner, that’s Jimmy
Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: You call Him Jimmy?
Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: [later]
[walks downstairs angrily]
Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here?

 0Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: I Don't Care If You've All Already Seen It; This Is Adorable (66 comments)

Twee to Be…You and Me

 0Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: What Will the Name of Bristol Palin's Reality Television Show Be? (67 comments)

Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going?

Didn’t realize this had already been written My apologies to sharktamer and the rest of the Internet. Also, I am a computer.

Whoops, indeed!

Ut’s a statue of Alan Turing, the grandfather of computer science and the inventor of a famous test of artificial intelligence. It seems quite clear that the statue passes the Turing Test, at least as far as canine-human interaction is concerned! (Chortle, chortle, chortle!)

 +5Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Fruit Gushers Review (80 comments)

Actually, if you do a Google image search for “gushers” you get a lot of….non-fruit stuff.

 +4Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: A Note On The Christian "Parody" Of Rebecca Black's "Friday" (60 comments)

“Kicking it in the front pews, kicking it in the back pews…”

Yikes…sounds like a Unitarian Youth Group sleepover!!!

U.U. know what I’m talking about! (All 2 of you.)

 0Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Auditioning To Be The New Aflac Duck (36 comments)

Chip Zien – the voice of H to the D.