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 +7Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Scott Baio Has A Picture Of A Black Guy In His Wallet (48 comments)

carrying around a picture of a black person in your wallet makes you not racist? well, i guess I’M racist.

 +7Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Life Is Full Of Difficult Choices (23 comments)

“I pushed back in, and, still hard as a rock, began the rhythmic sawing that marked human intercourse.”

jake sully is sooooooooooooooo romantic you guys. human intercourse is SO hot.

 +2Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Awful Movie Trailer Round-Up! (55 comments)

I felt warm feelings about Knight and Day because I saw a moustachioed Marc Blucas and I was like D’AWWW

 +13Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: The Jersey Shore Protest Sign Generator (58 comments)

DEAR MTV: YOU SHOULD BE “SNOOKING” FOR A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS “SITUATION”. AM I RIGHT? JWOWW.

 +21Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Hanukkah On The Jersey Shore (51 comments)

I asked for, fucking, I asked for a new tanning bed for Christmas, but my mom was all, fucking, she just gave me a fucking sweater so I, so I fucking, I fucking punched her and shit. MLIJS.

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (41 comments)